IF YOU sent former President Bill Clinton flowers during his hospital stint, you should know that he is desperately allergic to them in the best of times and especially now. [What? You mean he didn't like that ragweed bouquet I sent?] If you want to please Bill and help his recovery, [and who wouldn't?] send a check to the heart association, or to AmFAR, or to the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock, Ark. Incidentally, Sen. Hillary Clinton is telling pals they are doing real fine when friends volunteer to assist his recovery or handle the phones and correspondence or whatever. The Clintons will have professional nursing help [Blubba called the escort, ahem - nursing - service himself!] along with them when he comes home from the hospital.
The Kitty Kelley chronicles continue:
... Kelley's source about the First Lady's alleged pot smoking is a Texas public relations man named Robert Nash who says, "She not only smoked dope, but she sold dope." [I'm sure] Kelley also claims that the First Couple went to pot parties on the British Virgin Islands with Laura Bush's college roommate Jane Clark and her pal, Hall of Fame pitcher Sandy Koufax. [Sandy Koufax?] To back up the much-rumored story of the younger George Bush getting an abortion for a girlfriend, Kelley cites Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt. [Another impeccable source!] link
I skimmed this screed from Sqidley Blummenthal titled:
Now it's Bush's turn to squirm
I was unable to resist sending him my thoughts on his mental well being:
Dear Sidney,
You democrats with your magical thinking, it's sad and frightening at the same time. Frightening because democrats like you and Kerry apply magical thinking to even the really important things in life. Sad, because you're not aware of your illness.
Bless your heart.
BWB
I had to tone it down, didn't want him to be able to make me out to be a right wing kook, although he'll have to ignore it, otherwise he'd realize it's time to check into the looney bin.