I skimmed this screed from Sqidley Blummenthal titled:
Now it's Bush's turn to squirm
I was unable to resist sending him my thoughts on his mental well being:
Dear Sidney,
You democrats with your magical thinking, it's sad and frightening at the same time. Frightening because democrats like you and Kerry apply magical thinking to even the really important things in life. Sad, because you're not aware of your illness.
Bless your heart.
BWB
I had to tone it down, didn't want him to be able to make me out to be a right wing kook, although he'll have to ignore it, otherwise he'd realize it's time to check into the looney bin.
NEW YORK -- R. Kelly was set to headline a Congressional Black Caucus benefit concert Friday night, but not all the lawmakers were "happy people." Some CBC members are concerned about Kelly being connected to the conference while he is facing 14 counts of child pornography in Chicago. The 37-year-old R&B superstar was charged after a tape surfaced allegedly showing him having sex with a 13-year-old girl. He has pleaded innocent. I would not have invited R. Kelly," Congressman William Jefferson, D-La., the CBC Foundation Chairman, told The Associated Press by phone Friday. [snip]
The 34th CBC conference, which began Wednesday, culminates Saturday in an awards dinner honoring individuals who have made special contributions to African Americans. Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry is expected to attend.
Kerry keeps some interesting company, pot smokers, war criminals and now child molesters. Way to be diverse John.
No doubt the Squid will issue a statement apologizing for these words, now that it has been established the the CBS "documentation" of the charges have been shown to be forgeries. When donkeys fly, that is.
Yikes, more Monica news:
MONICA Lewinsky went crazy at the Crema Lita shop on the Upper West Side yesterday - smearing ice cream on a woman who accused her of cutting the line to grab a chocolate cone, her target said. The 26-year-old "victim," who withheld her name, said Lewinsky stormed to the front of the line and then got mad when she tried to snap a picture her. "She asked if I could erase the photo, and I said no," the customer said. "I told her that's what you get for cutting the line." Lewinsky, 31, then shouted obscenities at her, the woman claimed, before smearing her shirt with ice cream. Lewinsky told The Post she didn't cut the line, but admitted she "iced" a woman. (PageSix)
And, in another tragic instance of the fat cells overwhelming the brain cells:
ALEC Baldwin is taking on the Teminator. On tonight's "Topic A with Tina Brown," Baldwin notes: "Arnold Schwarzenegger had zero qualifications whatsoever to be the governor in the state of California, none. I don't care how many physical fitness programs you've run ... The Republicans are very keen in getting people to come in and be the host of the show. Reagan was like that. They get a guy who can read lines, and be the front man for the band so to speak, and other people take over and get the job done." (PageSix)