Posted on 09/10/2004 11:20:44 AM PDT by pageonetoo
According to the mayor of a small Dutch town, allowing Highland heifers to graze in a nearby nature reserve will help deter couples who have scandalized the upright citizens of Spaarnwoude with their open-air sex antics.
Mayor Ellen van Hoogdalem-Arkema said the brazen behavior of amorous outdoor enthusiasts has angered and embarrassed people walking their dogs in the reserve or taking their grandchildren for a stroll....
... "I just got off the phone with a man who was cycling in the area with his children, when suddenly two naked men came running across the road." she added with a sigh.
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I get tired of seeing these perverts perform their acts in public. I live near DC, and nowadays have to refrain from visiting more and more places near me, which I used to really enjoy!
Perhaps we should arm cows? With moochineguns?
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Udderly ridiculous.
Couples? Outdoor Enthusiasts? I guess calling them Fags, wouldn't be PC.
Thank you for that! LOL!
Just start carrying a camera and act like your taking pictures of them. Then tell them your going to post them on the internet. That ought to run them off.
It seems that town is full of either steers or queers.
Gee, the media would have us believe that the enlightened Europeans have no problem with homosexual debauchery...
What makes you think that the homosexuals won't start having sex with the cows?
Unfortunately, they would probably get propositioned more... I sure don't understand why so much of our world has grown so debased... I guess we are closer to the end, than ever...
I can hear dueling banjos...
DuPont Circle? Was there August 03 with my BSA Explorer Post. I think ever direction one looked from the fountain saw a male homosexual couple making out big time.
I stopped at Ft Marcy Park, off the GW Parkway, (ever heard of that one?) to use the restroom. I take BP meds (diaretics) and have to go in the AM, pretty bad. I walked into the place, but turned around FAST and went looking for a bush... there was a group of 6 or 7 half naked guys doing all sorts of unmentionables in the facility... yuck!
That kind of activity used to be restricted to the intersection of Hollywood and Bovine.
This sounds like a Dutch euphemism for "something"...
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