[Xenalyte]

Hell, at an English class at Houston Baptist University in 1989, I was told by a classmate that "Huck Finn" promoted homosexuality because of one line: Jim saying to Huck, "Come back to the raft, Huck honey."

He objected to our having to read the book on those grounds. Fortunately, since it was a private school, the professor laughed at him.

[presidio9]

Sounds like the nitwit on a thread about the David a few days ago who claimed that the fact that Michelangelo created the most beautiful male nude in history and wrote sonnets to male friends PROVED that he was a practicing homasesshule.