This is sooooo headed for "chat" at the very least.
Usually a statement like that almost assures that a thread will stay up in News/Activism (the mods love to be contrarians), but in this case you're spot on.
This beauty looks a little like Jill St. John in Diamonds are Forever. ......from behind, at least.
Thank God you found this story before I did, or that would have been the end of me.