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Kitty Caption LXV – Confidential Document Disposal – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
30 August 2004 | PetroniDE

Posted on 08/30/2004 5:07:12 PM PDT by PetroniDE

Too many embarrassing documents at home? Two many documents with personal information lying around the house? Put the cats to work and destroying those papers today.

Paper Shredder. No Electricity Required.
Courtesy of humblegunner.

Second Shift Shredder Catching a Nap.

Latest Gold Medal Winner in Paper Shredding.

Today Paper --- Tomorrow PEOPLE !!!! RREEOOWW !!!


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; humor; kitty; meow
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To: radu

Phoebe goes for toilet paper, but with a twist. When she hears the door shut and the fan go on in the downstairs bath, she runs over to the door, lays down by it, and starts meowing and reaching her paw under the door. Once you slide some TP under the door for her she's happy, but if you don't give her any she starts really yelling.


61 posted on 08/31/2004 2:12:50 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Darksheare

Ouch. Tigger needs an ultrasound on Thursday; it looks like she has pancreatitis or IBD, or both. Right now she's fine, but she has episodes of vomiting that comes right out of her toes.


62 posted on 08/31/2004 2:14:20 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Kearen has been leaking urine when she sits, and is raw, irritated and swollen.
X-rays show bladder stone, and that's what's causing the problem with the aforementioned leakage.
Don't know how long she's had them, but this didn't show up until about a month back.


63 posted on 08/31/2004 2:17:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: Darksheare

Glad to hear the infection's cleared up but hate to hear she needs surgery. Poor lil thing. But she'll be so much better off afterwards.

I wish some of these critters would hide for a while. LOL! They're always underfoot. Love 'em anyway.


64 posted on 08/31/2004 2:18:21 PM PDT by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: Darksheare

Poor kitty.


65 posted on 08/31/2004 2:20:40 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: radu; SandyInSeattle

She's a love, but I wish she'd be in sight right now.
I worry about her.
She'll be okay.

Yes, she's gonna be okay in the long run after surgery.
She's at least dropped some weight.


66 posted on 08/31/2004 2:24:10 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: SandyInSeattle

We leave the door open while we're in there to monitor the situation.....no way to leave it closed while we're in there with 44 cats. They'd tear the door down! LOL!

LOL at Phoebe reaching under the door for toilet paper. The things we do to keep our kitties happy, huh?


67 posted on 08/31/2004 2:25:41 PM PDT by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: radu
Do you have any idea how many cats you have? Yeah, you don't need any more cats but if you got some you wouldn't notice. LOL!

Could this be you?


68 posted on 08/31/2004 2:25:50 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: radu
Yep. My husband started it, he slid some paper under the door for her to play with once, and now it's a routine. I wondered why we were going through so much TP, then I caught them at it...LOL!

Does startle guests who haven't been properly warned, though.

69 posted on 08/31/2004 2:27:13 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Darksheare

Yeah, it worries me when I can't find my kitties. Especially Tigger, she was really hiding on Saturday while she was so sick, but finally came out and drank some water. She had hidden herself in our bedroom closet.


70 posted on 08/31/2004 2:29:32 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Lady Jag

ROTFLOL!! Yep, that could be me?

You'd be surprised how easy it is to tell if there's a new head in the food dish. hehe! I know these critters all too well. It freaks my hubby out when we're outside at night and I can tell who's around us just by the shape of their bodies in silhouette or by the way they walk.


71 posted on 08/31/2004 2:30:05 PM PDT by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: Lady Jag

I grew up owned by cats.

"Obey the Cat!"
LOL!


72 posted on 08/31/2004 2:34:36 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: SandyInSeattle

Your husband sounds like as big a sucker for the littles as mine is. And forget trying to train the cats with hubbies encouraging bad habits. LOL!

*snicker* Kitties are good at startling guests, aren't they? I deliberately don't warn anyone about the company they can expect to have in the bathroom. One is never alone in this house. hehe!


73 posted on 08/31/2004 2:35:47 PM PDT by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Kearen was hiding under the blue chair we have right before her last vet visit.
I'd looked there five times and couldn't find her.
I swear she was squeezed up into the springs underneath and hiding from me.


74 posted on 08/31/2004 2:35:47 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: Darksheare

LOL... Magic Bear managed to make a hole in the fabric covering our box springs and when he wanted to hide he would climb up inside them. There was no getting him out once he hid!


75 posted on 08/31/2004 2:42:11 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: radu
Your husband sounds like as big a sucker for the littles as mine is.

Yeah, he told me just the other day how much he hates cats, as he was spinning Tomas on the kitchen floor. Softy!

76 posted on 08/31/2004 2:43:14 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

My previous cat, the bobcat domestic mix longhair, did the same thing.
She hid in the boxsprings because it was cooler in there, and it was 'all hers'.
Truly an odd beast she was.
She was very affectionate, but she dealt with people on her terms.


77 posted on 08/31/2004 2:45:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: radu; Darksheare
Radu's backyard at night.


78 posted on 08/31/2004 2:58:42 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Better hope he doesn't begin to "hate cats" as much as mine does. With 38 cats already, my hubby brought in a stray a few weeks ago and now, with her 5 lil kittens, we have 44! Talk about a softie! LOL! He's worse than I am!


79 posted on 08/31/2004 2:59:31 PM PDT by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: Lady Jag; radu

LOL!
My old backyard looked something like that.


80 posted on 08/31/2004 3:01:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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