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Mingus Opines #4:Will Urge Cat Events at Future Olympics, but Beijing 2008 Gives Her Paws
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| 8/29/04
| Mingus the Cat
Posted on 08/29/2004 3:37:45 PM PDT by mingusthecat
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Meow.
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/29/2004 3:38:35 PM PDT
by
mingusthecat
(Mingus has again opined. Like any cat, she doesn't really care what YOU think.)
To: mingusthecat
Considering what "pussys" many ex-Olympians have become (Carl Lewis), this is not so far-fetched...
To: mingusthecat
I wonder what cat tastes like.
Bet it's like chicken.
4
posted on
08/29/2004 3:41:57 PM PDT
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Happygal
5
posted on
08/29/2004 3:44:59 PM PDT
by
mingusthecat
(Mingus has again opined. Like any cat, she doesn't really care what YOU think.)
To: mingusthecat
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posted on
08/29/2004 3:48:14 PM PDT
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: mingusthecat
Cat's got her tongue head.
7
posted on
08/29/2004 3:55:25 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(_____oooo_( ° ¿ ° )_oooo_____)
To: mingusthecat
Cat events at the Beijing Olympics:
- Sauté
- Stir-fry
- Broil
- Kebab (extra spicy Hunan style on request)
- General Gao's Kitten
- etc....
d.o.l.
Criminal NUmber 18F
To: martin_fierro
Okay.....that's very scary.
9
posted on
08/29/2004 4:13:20 PM PDT
by
mingusthecat
(Mingus has again opined. Like any cat, she doesn't really care what YOU think.)
To: Criminal Number 18F
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posted on
08/29/2004 4:37:57 PM PDT
by
mingusthecat
(Mingus has again opined. Like any cat, she doesn't really care what YOU think.)
To: Happygal
11
posted on
08/29/2004 5:11:34 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(RKBA Lord High Pun-dit [a.k.a. Chief Torturer])
To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; quantim; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
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Kitty Ping List alert![Freepmail me to get on or off the Kitty Ping List.]
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posted on
08/29/2004 5:12:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(RKBA Lord High Pun-dit [a.k.a. Chief Torturer])
To: mingusthecat
Hairball Regurgitating (distance, form and inappropriateness of placement) Added style points for the judges stepping in it when they get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
13
posted on
08/29/2004 5:26:51 PM PDT
by
asgardshill
(The Republican's best weapon lies midway between John Kerry's nose and lower chin.)
To: mingusthecat
Don't forget Tea Stealing and Subsequent Caffeine Frenzies. (Or is that just my cat?)
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posted on
08/29/2004 5:30:24 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(RKBA Lord High Pun-dit [a.k.a. Chief Torturer])
To: Slings and Arrows
By the way, I just heard Bill Clinton tell Geraldo Rivera that "I've been hurt by Slings and Arrows too." Who else did you hurt and why didn't you sell tickets when you hurt Bill Clinton?
15
posted on
08/29/2004 5:44:41 PM PDT
by
mingusthecat
(Mingus has again opined. Like any cat, she doesn't really care what YOU think.)
To: mingusthecat
I used to be a humor columnist, and I damn well hope I hurt Bill Clinton. I didn't sell tickets because the column was available freely over the web.
(Betcha weren't expecting that answer. ;-) )
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posted on
08/29/2004 5:49:45 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(RKBA Lord High Pun-dit [a.k.a. Chief Torturer])
To: Foxfire4
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posted on
08/29/2004 6:16:21 PM PDT
by
Moose4
(I've got two Viking Kittens locked and loaded, and I'm not afraid to use 'em. Back off!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I have no response but to say that I so envy your talent and your work. By the way, the Mingus the Cat PR department takes "guest writers" on occasion, so feel free.....Just FReepmail to "my PR department" and we'll get it posted to the website, etc.
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posted on
08/29/2004 6:25:16 PM PDT
by
mingusthecat
(Mingus has again opined. Like any cat, she doesn't really care what YOU think.)
To: Happygal; mingusthecat; Slings and Arrows
Did you ever think
When you eat Chinese,
You might be eating
A fat Siamese.
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