Stirling Moss, one of the worlds best racing drivers at one time, once said that there two things that you never tell a man: One, that he's a bad lover, and two, that he's a bad driver.
Pet peeves: Going slow and hogging in the fast lane.
Slow passers, passing some one going 60 MPH and passing them at 62 MPH and taking forever.
People in the right hand turn lane at lights who do not turn right.
People who cannot change lanes while simultaneously moving forward (for example, one of my EX girlfriends (and her driving is one of the reasons for her exness) ).
Idiots with Kerry voter on board signs in their windows. I nerf em off cliffs.