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To: LOCHINVAR
Damn wgats! My wife had two of those things and I never ever liked them. Now don't get me wrong, I don't dislike all wgats but some are just horrid little buggers.

We have a neighbor that had a black wgat that would crawl under the fence and get in the garage. I walked in their one night and it was trying to hot wire one of my Porsches.

Everyone knows how wgats love to drink. This one had found a bottle of Stoli in the freezer in my fridge out there and was just blasted! It had another lady wgat in there and they had had one heck of a party. I couldn't get too mad because they didn't get the car started and they had been using condoms.

Wgats. Can't live with them can't live without them.

16 posted on 08/27/2004 8:19:51 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Strategery - "W" plays poker with one hand and chess with the other.)
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To: isthisnickcool

Good One......got to love a good imagination...


18 posted on 08/27/2004 8:43:33 PM PDT by marmar (Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
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To: isthisnickcool
A black-footed wgat?


21 posted on 08/27/2004 8:47:34 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: isthisnickcool
Damn wgats! My wife had two of those things and I never ever liked them. Now don't get me wrong, I don't dislike all wgats but some are just horrid little buggers.

We have a neighbor that had a black wgat that would crawl under the fence and get in the garage. I walked in their one night and it was trying to hot wire one of my Porsches.

Everyone knows how wgats love to drink. This one had found a bottle of Stoli in the freezer in my fridge out there and was just blasted! It had another lady wgat in there and they had had one heck of a party. I couldn't get too mad because they didn't get the car started and they had been using condoms.

Wgats. Can't live with them can't live without them.

LOL! I wondered where my wgats went. Obviously, they went on a bing and ended up at your house. When they sober up, please send them home. :-)

26 posted on 08/27/2004 9:26:31 PM PDT by sugar_puddin (The DemonRAT party is a criminal organization)
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