We have a neighbor that had a black wgat that would crawl under the fence and get in the garage. I walked in their one night and it was trying to hot wire one of my Porsches.
Everyone knows how wgats love to drink. This one had found a bottle of Stoli in the freezer in my fridge out there and was just blasted! It had another lady wgat in there and they had had one heck of a party. I couldn't get too mad because they didn't get the car started and they had been using condoms.
Wgats. Can't live with them can't live without them.
LOL! I wondered where my wgats went. Obviously, they went on a bing and ended up at your house. When they sober up, please send them home. :-)
Wgats on a bing???? That's hugh!!!!!