Posted on 08/27/2004 8:17:14 AM PDT by dobermangang
Top ways John Kerry would fight a “sensitive” war against the Terrorists...
10. Throw a party for the Terrorists and then have Ted Kennedy drive them all home.
9. Let Edwards sue all of them.
8. Drop naked photos of Barbara Streisand, Whoopi Goldberg and Michael Moore on their positions(oh sorry, wrong list... that’s an”evil & cruel” way to wage war).
7. Have the French Army teach our troops how to properly say “I surrender” in over 30 Arab dialects.
6. Promise if they stop fighting that the New Jersey Governor along with Barney Franks will perform extreme make overs on their caves.
5. Have Al Gore and Howard Dean yell at them, but in a kind fatherly way so not to hurt their self esteem.
4. Wear my blue “sperm” NASA outfit on the battlefield and hope they all die laughing.
3. Withhold all Heinz Ketchup until they surrender.
2. Have a big get together on Oprah where everybody hugs, holds hands and sings kumbaya.
1. Give up, grow beards, say we are sorry(cause America is always wrong) and let them all go free like Willie Horton.
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Top ways President George Bush would fight a “sensitive” war against the Terrorists...
10. Kill them
9. Kill them
8. Kill them
7. Kill them
6. Kill them
5. Kill them
4. Bring them to justice and then kill them.
3. Kill them
2. Kill them
1. Kill them and any countries government that harbors them.
Who do you think the Terrorists want for president???
LOL :)
I print things like this and post it on our union board at work!
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