[zerosix]

Bats, hell, I can't get rid of a woodpecker who has been destroying my house for years. Was told that I must have termites or carpenter ants as that is what the woodpecker is after, a food supply. Exterminator says nothing doing, never had carpenter ants, and has been treated for termites and they show no sign of returning.

I have a man made stucco and I offered to animal control, aka local PETA and offered to take him out with 22 but was told I would be arrested forinjuring an "endangered species."

[SoDak]

I think I'd arrange an untimely accident.

[Snoopers-868th]

Woodpeckers like that lard based food that includes peanut butter, etc. Try feeding him. What kind of woodpecker? And who would know what you do with or to it?

[Rebelbase]

"hell, I can't get rid of a woodpecker who has been destroying my house for years"

Woodpeckers were tearing up my window sills where the carpenter bees had bored. I bought a few rubber snakes at the dollar store and let them hang off the side of screens and haven't had a woodpecker since.

[Slings and Arrows]

"Shoot, shovel, and shut up."