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2 posted on
08/25/2004 2:07:43 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
The colorful Amazon parrot flew into a window Monday and landed stunned on a walkway.When asked about this incident, Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry responded, "Once, when I was in Viet Nam, I had a pet parrot. Me and the guys named him 'Uncle Ho'. When my boat was hit, hard under, by a mine, Uncle Ho flew into the air. He wasn't ever seen again. It's mazing, how powerful that mine was, for him to have landed all the way out here in new Jersey 30 years later..."
5 posted on
08/25/2004 2:20:40 PM PDT by
Chad Fairbanks
(I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.)
To: martin_fierro
Er, it's mine....yeah....that's the ticket! It's mine, and, uh, I sent it up there because I heard McGreevey likes birds....yeah, and now I need it back......
6 posted on
08/25/2004 2:22:52 PM PDT by
mingusthecat
(Mingus has again opined. Like any cat, she doesn't really care what YOU think.)
To: martin_fierro
I had something similar happen to me once. I was walking out to get the paper and heard a bird squawk. I thought to myself, "that bird sounds a lot like a parrot", and walked over to see what local bird could make such a sound.
Turns out, it WAS a parrot. Someone's pet had gotten loose.
7 posted on
08/25/2004 2:24:22 PM PDT by
dirtboy
(Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
To: martin_fierro
8 posted on
08/25/2004 2:39:17 PM PDT by
irishtenor
(Taglines are the bonus at the end of the message :>))
To: martin_fierro
The Amazon Green-and-Yellow? He's just stunned.
To: martin_fierro
The parrot was heard to say repeatedly...
"McGreeevy sucks, McGreevy sucks..."
To: martin_fierro
The person who claims ownership will have to stand near the bird with a cracker in hand. If the bird flies to his hand, then it's his bird.
14 posted on
08/25/2004 7:09:22 PM PDT by
Ciexyz
("FR, best viewed with a budgie on hand")
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