Hilton Offers Reward for Lost Chihuahua

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | Aug 18, 2004 | Associated Press

[Willie Green]

Amber Alert!!!

[sarasota]

First Paris gets bruises on her face (with a split lip) and arms (and refuses to name names and press charges) and now this.

[Repairman Jack]

It's unclear how the dog managed to get away...

...given what a responsible and intelligent person Paris is.

[saveliberty]

If she were just about anyone else, I would be thinking that it must be upsetting for a responsible person to lose a pet.

But we are not talking about a person who is responsible, so instead I only feel sorry for the pet.

[exile]

My neighbor has a really annoying shi-tsu. I'd be willing to grab the irritating little monster for Slutburger Hilton. I'd do it for a mere $2.5K.

[avg_freeper]

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[Wolfie]

My guess is the dog's fine and she's just keeping it in hiding. This is all to get back some of the thunder her sister stole by getting married.

[isthisnickcool]

Paris is usually in dark rooms from what I hear. Maybe she should take out whoever she has stuck in her mouth, turn on the lights and look under the bed.

[goldstategop]

Hilton is heir to the swanky hotel chain and besides her famous sexcapades, she's known for going down on the farm. Now she's famous for losing her little pooch.

[saveliberty]

You could be right. I wouldn't put it past her to do just that. I can't help but wonder how useless her parents are in providing good guidance.

[ellery]

This royally p!sses me off. It's been clear for a while that that these "personalities" often use these poor little dogs as props. Vile and disgusting.

[BluSky]

lol. Oooooo. . . good one!

[Wolfie]

I can't help but wonder how useless her parents are in providing good guidance.

No need to wonder. The results speak for themselves.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Tinkerbell is probably out partying with Kathleen Willey's cat.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

As Les would say "chi who ah who ah" (Chihuahua)

[martin_fierro]

I thought from the headline that someone lost a chihuahua...

...dahhhn at the Picksburgh Hilton 'n'at. Ya Jagoff.

[HAL9000]

offering a $5,000 reward for her dog

That's a trivial amount for a billionaire heiress.

Make it $500,000, and I will find that dog.

[Willie Green]

...dahhhn at the Picksburgh Hilton 'n'at.

I wish you hadn't posted that pic, martin.
Paris probably thinks the fountain is some kind of bidet.

[blanknoone]

The dog outsmarted her. I just hope it can find a good home.

[mountaineer]

My neighbors have a yappy Chihuahua (named Cujo) that barks nonstop, night and day, making it impossible for us to get a decent night's sleep. I will gladly kidnap and ship the oversized rodent to the skank ho Paris Hilton for $50 (plus shipping and handling).