My neighbor has a really annoying shi-tsu. I'd be willing to grab the irritating little monster for Slutburger Hilton. I'd do it for a mere $2.5K.
My neighbors have a yappy Chihuahua (named Cujo) that barks nonstop, night and day, making it impossible for us to get a decent night's sleep. I will gladly kidnap and ship the oversized rodent to the skank ho Paris Hilton for $50 (plus shipping and handling).