Cipel arrives at the Statehouse in disguise to throw McGreevy off his scent.
Posted on 08/17/2004 6:32:54 PM PDT by Liz
Onetime New Jersey Homeland Security chief Golan Cipel, a poet and a (smirk) Israeli "sailor" portrayed himself as a naive rustic who, having been hired for a top job by McGreevey, did not understand McGreevey was gay and would be coming after him for sex.
After spending time in the statehouse not showing up for work, and collecting $110,000 plus perks, Cipel left the job b/c he couldn't get security clearnce since he was not an American citizen.
Golan now whines McGreevey sexually harassed him and constantly beseiged him for sex so much so that Cipel says he was afraid to be alone with McGreevey.
One can imagine McG, who has the sexual appetites of the Marquis de Sade, was not very subtle, and wanted as much sex from boy-Cipel as was possible. McG tries out a number of seduction techniques on Golan:
McG shows Cipel his new office: " Oops. I dropped my pen. I'll get it, Golan. It rolled under your desk."
McG explains the duties of HomeSec chief:" Golan when you come into my office, put on this black leather outfit and wear this hood."
McG asks Golan to do HomeSec paperwork after hours at Drumthwacket: "Golan, Bruce is coming over later for a threesome."
McG gives Golan a key to the Statehouse executive washroom: "Just buzz me know when you use the urinal. I'll help you with that zipper."
McG helps Golan buy a condo: " Golan, a rubber mat in front of the fireplace would be nice. and maybe shackles and chains mounted on that wall over there."
McG takes a walk with Golan on the beach: "Golan, let's build sand castles over there, under the boardwalk."
McG summons Cipel to his statehouse office: "Golan, I gave you a $110,000 job and I can take it away from you. Now take those pants off, now."
http://www.angelfire.com/fl/pjcomix/monica1.html
a funny site
Cipel arrives at the Statehouse in disguise to throw McGreevy off his scent.
very funny
I'll laugh about this one thru tomorrow...
We gotta get somebody to photoshop Cipel into the pic's bgrnd.
Last paragraph:
And you certainly have to find sympathy with the fact that, as of last Friday, channels were still showing the suddenly riotous commercial for New Jersey tourism that has McGreevey and his family cavorting on a beach (no, not in Fire Island) as the shark-mouthed gov urges, "Come out and see what's new in Jersey." Thanks, honey, but I came out and I'm staying right here.
Yeah, good article by Michael Musto.
"Mr Cipel, as Homeland Security chief, you should know that I want my submarines long and hard and full of seamen."
When Cipel showed McGreevy his "submarine," McGreevey said, " I hope there's more where that came from."
They were about to sit down at the local gay bar, when McGreevey asked, "May I push in your stool?"
"Golan, I told you. It's the New Jersey citizenship test for Insraelis. Now bend over."
McGreevey walks in as Golan shows a 6'4" state trooper his (ahem) credentials: "Golan, I'm warning you. If I catch you diddling anybody else, you'll be back in Israel directing traffic at the Wailing Wall."
ping
Pink And leather........watta poofer.
End of workday, McG overheard saying to Cipel: "Hey, it's quittin' time, let's pack it in."
LOL.....good one.
I want you to know...this isn't easy to do so early in the a.m....especially during breakfast. ; [
You did so good I can only wonder at your abilities later in the day after your brain gets a couple jolts of caffeine. LOL.
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