Fine Portland Dining for the Kerrys

me ^ | August 13, 2004 | self

[Nachum]

Howdy.

Senator Kerry, as your tour over "Flyover Country" rolls on, it must be really hard on your stomachs. You and the missus like the finest cuisine and now have to look like you are eating like the locals. All the little people are so impressed! I know you must have been embarassed by the revelation that you ate on the bus at stop and threw the local food in the garbage. Gosh, maybe that's what you and the missus had a spat over recently: stayed in separate rooms. She might have even said "shove it". We all saw that you really didn't eat at Wendy's. I mean, everyone thought you were eating at Wendy's, but then you had some take out at a more "substantial" place for some decent food. I know that a wealthy "Uber" class person such as yourself wants to really eat the way you are used to. So, as a service to your campaign and your marriage, I am doing a little research on your next pitstop on the way to the White House.

After extensive research, it seems that the best restaurant at your next stop in Portland seems to be a place called Henry Ford's. They are four star rated. They even do carry out if you want to order for the people on the bus again. Look, you have to take a bite at Wendy's or at Philly cheese steak stand, but then you have to really DINE.

Here is the address:

Henry Ford's
9589 Southwest Barbur Boulevard
Portland, Oregon 97219
ph: 503.245.2434

Your palates shouldn't suffer while you are out on the stump to gain the office you so rich-ly deserve. -And if it costs a little more so what, the campaign is paying for it anyway.

Just trying to help.

[lewislynn]

Portland Cement would be appropriate.

[dixiechick2000]

LOL! You are a li'l stinker. ;o)