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To: welstead; Americanwolf; AQGeiger; Beaker; BenLurkin; baltodog; big'ol_freeper; ChadGore; Chode; ...

PING, but Check Fire: this is actually funny!

Welcome to Free Republic, Welstead!

2 posted on 08/06/2004 9:36:57 AM PDT by Old Sarge (JFKerry: It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village!)

IIRC, something like this was posted late last week

it is funny, though.

3 posted on 08/06/2004 9:40:58 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)

4 posted on 08/06/2004 9:43:04 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I must be the source of Gravity, everything seems to come down on me)

John Kerry

Sung to Tom Dooley

Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.

You’ve lied about your service,
Over in Viet Nam.
You twist your senate record,
We know that you’re a scam.

Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.

You said that you did war crimes,
Now you say you’re the man.
That has the right to lead us,
I do not think you can.

Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.

You’ve voted yes Iraq War,
Then turned and you voted no.
Just what now do you stand for,
We’d really like to know.

Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Got no bounce in July,
We know you’re bound to lie.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/6/2004

13 posted on 08/06/2004 10:12:23 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: Old Sarge; welstead; Happy2BMe; potlatch; devolve

hehe!
Welcome to FreeRepublic.com, Welstead.

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18 posted on 08/06/2004 12:07:06 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

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