Well someone has to attempt reparative therapy but he's bent beyond repair!
Listen, if you want to go into the reparative therapy business, that's fine, and I commend you on it, but you might want to start with an easier project. Someone closer to home, and not as far gone.
Ah, the Naked Cowboy. I was crossing the street in Times Square last year and had to stand in the center traffic island alone with him until the next "walk" light. Only in New York (hopefully)!