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Whay are you guys up? (Late night vanity)
Bender

Posted on 08/05/2004 11:52:53 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2

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To: Khurkris

I'd be passing out in that kind of weather! Errrr...wait a minute. I rode the New York City subway today, and yes I felt like I was in a box in Vietnam.


121 posted on 08/06/2004 1:40:00 AM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Summer + too cheap to use A/C = lots of insomnia.


122 posted on 08/06/2004 1:45:31 AM PDT by Nataku X (Your average liberal FEELS that Bush must be a liar... therefore it's an undeniable fact!)
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To: SoDak
{/joking} Well, I've been a gun nut since I was knee high to a Gattling Gun. I was a Class-3 Dealer back in the 1970s before the liberal DemocRATS took all the fun out of owning fully automatic weapons. That photo is me and my tommy in 1972.

BTW, on "when a man HAD to have a gun on his saddle ring...." It is still true today.

and I think it will be true in the far future...


123 posted on 08/06/2004 1:46:03 AM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

I don't have a day job to go to in the morning because it was outsourced to India. Thus I'm working second shift as a clerk, because I unfortunately don't have the skills or training to compete in the new American economy. I only have useless hitech IT skills like developing Java, C++, C#, Cobol, Ruby and Perl applications and DB2 and Oracle database management systems. I am learning how to work a cash register though. It's exciting really.

It's all Bushes fault.


124 posted on 08/06/2004 1:57:22 AM PDT by Rightwing Conspiratr1 (Lock-n-load!)
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To: cyborg
In Viet Nam?...Hmm...if you have to go to VN may I reccomend Dalat. Up in the mountains...cool & green.

Stay cool...it gets kinda steamy in NYC in August also.

125 posted on 08/06/2004 1:57:54 AM PDT by Khurkris (Proud Scottish/HillBilly - We perfected "The Art of the Grudge")
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To: sonofatpatcher2

I don't need any nonsense from you o.k?

There's enough crap going on in the worl' nodayays whereby you can just keep your carp to your diem, okidoke?

Franky, I'm just taken into the back and beaten with sticks, bricks and brack. Who do you think you are making these insinuations?

You don't have EVEN a shred of proof! And furthermore, you are ugly too.

I'd like you to know that I'm sleeping right now, with all of my Purple medals o.k.? And you can't do anything about it. If you try, I'll sue...

Just you wait and see, I'll just sue your stinkin' butt off. That's what I'm going to do. I'll just get right up and walk over to the trough and pour me a big cup of lawsuit. Because you stink. You defamed me with your insinuatinos.

What I really wan't to no is why you chose two leak this right know, huh? Huh? You got something to hide, huh? I bet you do. That's 'cause you know I'm on to you. I've 250,000 boat people backin' me up on this....

Heh heh heh, and you thought you had me beat didn't you?


126 posted on 08/06/2004 2:04:35 AM PDT by raygun
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1
So you have useless hitech IT skills like developing Java, C++, C#, Cobol, Ruby and Perl applications and DB2 and Oracle database management systems, eh?

Bummer! Sounds like you need to meet my friend, Ho-Bot. She's all geared up to make you forget your troubles....

I've got a washer you can use. It only has two oil stains on it, comes right off with some elbow grease.

127 posted on 08/06/2004 2:08:49 AM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: raygun
Gad! You think you got it bad...

I'm sleeping with a real bitch!

That is when eFing is out of town...

And, I have to tinkle on a tree.

128 posted on 08/06/2004 2:13:19 AM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

I don't think you've any room to be talkin'. So you can just keep it zipped as far as I'm concerned.

Now as far as robo-meister, well, he's cool, as far as that goes.

But all the rest of ya, heh, well, now that's a totally different story, O.k? Probably their either all on the dole, or they're out to get me. Yep, that's it...

They're out to get me. Well, as soon as I come back from the trough with a full cup, and I get everything on my desk situated, I'll let you know about all that. Hah.

Look, do you think its a little too over the top to add hot-chocolate powder to drip coffee if I'f Iv already put a coupla spooda's instant in? I usually don't add too much sugar (usually).


129 posted on 08/06/2004 2:28:29 AM PDT by raygun
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To: scott7278
Daddy makes me sleep with the horses...they keep me awake.

*Shiver*

130 posted on 08/06/2004 2:30:00 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

I work graveyard.


131 posted on 08/06/2004 2:31:24 AM PDT by noname
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To: Graymatter

This guy's really freaking me out.

How come every time I come back to the screen his thing is STILL at the top of the screen? Does he want me to have nightmares of the rest for my life?


132 posted on 08/06/2004 2:32:05 AM PDT by raygun
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To: raygun

O.k. I'm cool now, got a full mug, all my desk stuff is situated and I'm happening...

SO, what's going on?


133 posted on 08/06/2004 2:38:21 AM PDT by raygun
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To: raygun
Keep on posting, ray!

and in sixty-someodd posts we'll have that clown off the top post!

134 posted on 08/06/2004 2:41:18 AM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

I am an insomniac, I'm worried about the future of our country and I'm interested in what what others have to say on the subject. This is a scary time and I'm looking for optimism and reassurance. Thanks for the angry animation! It made me smile.


135 posted on 08/06/2004 2:58:01 AM PDT by Barney1995
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Sinus Attack. (and leaving to go out of town...)


136 posted on 08/06/2004 3:03:30 AM PDT by Maigrey (If this is an occupation then I show my deepest respect to it ... - Hoshyar Zakhoi - (Iraq.))
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To: Barney1995
Angry animation, eh?

I come over to your monitor and show you some angry animation of me pulling your arms out of their sockets!

Barney, oh Barney?

Pay no attention to Bender. He's a real bitch this time every month when he needs a lube and oil change.

137 posted on 08/06/2004 3:07:38 AM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: cubreporter

I have experienced having my dog sprayed by a skunk, a terrible time for all. There is so much more out there that is more effective than tomato juice these days. I would call my vet, but here are a few suggestions, for the dog and more. Good luck to all of you. I sympathize.

http://www.angelfire.com/biz/HuskyHowllow/deskunk.html

http://dan.drydog.com/patsyann/skunk.html

http://www.terrierman.com/skunk.htm

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/skunk.htm


138 posted on 08/06/2004 3:14:11 AM PDT by Barney1995
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To: sonofatpatcher2

That doesn't seem to me to be very cost effective. I've developed several spread sheets to prove that. Moreover, I've written up a 60 page position paper on this issue also. CLOWNS UNDER THE BED. Sheesh. Has anybody ever considered that clowns should be just plain BANNED?

That clown keeps moving stuff around on my desk. I move the stuff back and then it moves again.

In the mean time, and until the Marines can be mobilized in this matter, I feel that what needs to happen in the interest of public safety (and for the children) is to get rid of the "UNDER" of the bed. I'm sure the Democrats are behind this somehow...


139 posted on 08/06/2004 3:26:20 AM PDT by raygun
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To: sonofatpatcher2
Why are we up?

The real question is "Why is everyone else sleeping?"

It's daytime here in Asia!

140 posted on 08/06/2004 3:29:01 AM PDT by wai-ming
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