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Posted on 08/05/2004 5:47:31 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
Eleventh Thread: Wedding Edition: The Hobbit Hole XI - No One Admitted Except on Wedding Business!
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I take it you're not a salaried employee...
g'nad - good move on the stump jumper. I think I see a rubber tired skidder in your future.
hehehe... Love that.
Some time back I told that story of when I came home to find the house burgled... and I overheard on the phone as the 911 operator talked to the Sheriff... saying: "oh, and be advised... homeowner is armed." Got a chuckle out of that.
Heh. I've been cussin' at Germans the last few days. Well...not really cussin'. More like fussin'.
hehehe... but... hehehe... it's like... hehehe... oh... skip it. :-)
What was the sherriff doing coming down your drive?
How neat to teach hunter safety to homeschoolers!!
Got lazy tonight and went out to eat chicken wings. Wings to Go had their's on sale half price. I got the "Suicide" wings, got the jedis just some plain hotwings.
I could feel them burning me clear down my esophogus and into my stomach. I'm gonna pay when I go to bed, I bet! Better take the Zantac now! LOL
huh?... what's a skidder?
Been helping the jedis tidy up their room extra neat...the little boy we took bowling last week is coming over tomorrow just to hang out. Thursdays are when his brother has to go in for treatment and he's left alone with the teenage sister!
I'm gonna order a pizza.
I bet it's some kinda play-pretty for you...
;-)
she had the wrong house...
lookin' forward to teachin' the homeskoolers...
as it should be... that's why your house was burglarized... home invasion on an armed citizen such as yerself is suicide...
Ahhh....
How funny!! Seems like she took it well, though...which is fortunate. Some LEOs don't take much well t'all...
Like the one here in my town that shot the Golden Retriever that was tied up and then shot the finger at the local news reporters.
You gonna get an ulcer from eating that stuff?
LOL!! I hope not! I really like 'em! They are the second hottest they make...the hottest is called "Homicide". The "Suicides" are my dizzy limit, I tell ya, though. I couldn't bear them hotter.
Steve took a whiff of them as his was coming to the table and gasped and coughed and his eyes watered. They mean business.
Matthew wanted to try one so I handed it to him and he went to put it to his mouth and the fumes literally took his breath away and he also gasped and handed it back to me.
My Dad used to fix rigs liks this...
I hope so... now if'n I only knew what a skidder is...
Nope... was burgled while I was at werk. Came home to busted window in the front door. Stereo missing. Heard thumpy-bangs outside as soon as I got in the door.
Armed self. Called for backup. Cleared spaces. Dunno if the thumps were them or not, but never saw anybody. Tracks in the sand showed that ingress/egress was via the beach. Cops never called back, but a couple months later a group of local HS kids was busted in a real similar MO. Probly them.
I gotta tell you (cause you told me once you were kinda partial to Joshua)...
Tonight, when I was putting Joshua into bed, he had this "glow-stick" and was looking at it. I'd bought it for him so he'd get something when Matthew was getting presents, you know? Anyway, he finally broke it out this evening and was gazing at it glowing. He said "I like a lot of things about you, Mom...but mostly I like you 'cause you are so nice."
I nearly cried.
mmmmmmm... skidder...
want one...
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