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Kerry 2004
I want to be the President,
Though all know I can’t lead.
I really want the power though,
It’s really what I need.
I’ll lie and cheat and fabricate,
I’ll flip and flop for sure.
The left’s so dumb they’ll vote for me,
For stupid, there’s no cure.
George Bush lied, I’ll chant and sing,
Though I know it’s not true.
I love America I’ll say,
Another lie for you.
I’ll back the UN’s global push,
No sovereignty for us.
The world rides free at our expense,
We’ll even buy the bus.
Let terror rain down on this land,
We really are to blame.
Oh yes, I fought in Viet Nam,
Four months, then home I came.
Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
Like some rite of passage.
You bet my name’s John Kerry,
And I approve this message.
Conspiracy Guy 7/30/2004
Hi and bye.......
I'm getting ready to head out for the weekend and will have limited to practically no internet access.
Heading to friends who have a conference to attend this weekend - we will be not only be house sitting, but baby sitting, dog sitting, cat sitting, and elderly parent sitting.
Hubby gets to come home and do stuff around here tomorrow and he goes back to work on sunday after being on vacation all week. I get to deal with 3 kids all on my own!!!!
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Howdy, Joe! It's good to be home. Tried to drink my way to sobriety up in Alaska for the past month, but the damn fishing kept getting in the way. Now I'm parched. Would you be so kind as to pour me a scotch?
