I use over 500 gallons of water for every shower. I run the shower on full-hot for 10 minutes to get the room nice and steamy. Then I turn down the heat a bit and get in. I do this every day. I waste water like crazy. I also turn on all my outdoor spigots at night and run my hoses down to the street, just to waste water. When I go on vacation, I leave all the taps on in the house and also run my three TVs. In the middle of summer, I turn down the air conditioner to 50 degrees just so I can start a fire in the fireplace. I am the arch enemy of every environmentalist. When I change the oil in my truck, I just pour the old oil down the storm drain. I also empty the chemical toilet from my RV in the storm drain. I throw food wrappers out the window of my truck when I'm passing cars on the highway. I smoke three packs a day, eat McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner and never clean my house or mow my yard. I collect disability for a faked injury and I'll sue someone at the drop of a hat.
Who am I? I'm the spawn of the generation of The Great Society, raised on Jerry Springer and fast food, sex-education courtesy of president #42, and if you have something I want you better give it over or I'll take it the hard way.
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07/27/2004 3:43:08 PM PDT by
Ichneumon
("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)