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Beware: Carbohydrates will ruin your health
International Herald Tribune ^ | March 26, 2004 | Dave Barry

Posted on 07/22/2004 9:41:30 AM PDT by condi2008

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To: condi2008
What's for lunch? CHON. It's always CHON: Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen...plus trace impurities.

--Boris

21 posted on 07/23/2004 9:55:10 PM PDT by boris (The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
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To: HairOfTheDog

LOL!! I read this a while ago. Clare and I thought it was hilarious!


22 posted on 07/23/2004 10:16:10 PM PDT by SuziQ (Bush in 2004-Because we MUST!!!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
The city of Beverly Hills has been evacuated twice this month because of reports - false, thank heavens - that terrorists had put a bagel in the water supply.

*Snicker* May be my favorite line in the whole column!

23 posted on 07/23/2004 10:17:47 PM PDT by SuziQ (Bush in 2004-Because we MUST!!!)
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To: boris

It's those trace impurities that'll get ya.


24 posted on 07/24/2004 4:39:53 AM PDT by condi2008 (Pro Libertate)
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LMAO!

A buddy of mine told me that Atkins was responsible for driving meat prices up roughly 40% since its inception. I'm not sure if this is true or not, but I hate the Atkins craze - most people have no idea how to maintain a clean diet and end up hurting themselves in the long run.


25 posted on 07/26/2004 6:06:30 AM PDT by ICX (I will stand up and struggle to get that right balance between violence, sex, and things. - Kerry)
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