TOm Harikins has lied to me, and them MOds DOne ZOtted my POst!

[Americanwolf]

I mean realistically we all know the proper destructive weapon would be the viking kitty heavy bombers equipped with torpedoes, but I understand the want and need to avoid collateral damage. Oh... How I long for the days of carpet bombing.

[StrictTime]

Mr. Furious: And do yourself a favor: Don't punch my clock, 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you don't want to open."

Casanova: It is 'Pandora'.

Furious: Uuhh, please don't correct me. It sickens me.

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Furious: 'Cause I got a motorcycle...

Monica the Waitress: Oh, yeah? What kind?

Furious: It's a Harley.

Monica: A Harley?

Furious:...compatible. Harley compatible. Basically, the same engineer...

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The Blue Raja: A little strident with that bit of crumpet, weren't we, Furious?

Furious: Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury (shrugs).

[scott0347]

Gunpowder = good
More gunpowder = Better

[metesky]

nerves ripping away from my mussels

Cockles and mussels alive, alive-o!

[girlscout]

[Simcha7]

Shalom!

Hi...King Prout and Everybody,

Yet Another Demon-Rat TROLL (amham98) has dared to intrude itself onto our Great Threads of Liberty and Freedom.

WE SURE NEED A GOOD DOSE OF VIKING KITTY's KITTIES!

Please, Lady Jag...Post Your Kitty with the Lightning ZOTS coming out of her Eyes!

A MOST EXCELLENT AND FITTING...ZOT!

TO...Vahallah and Beyond!

[adam_az]

Please don't eat the Viking Kitties!

[Simcha7]

I know...I know...I'm a wee bit late with this one.

However, better Late than Not...ZOT at all!

[King Prout]

what... Courage has an avian sibling???

[King Prout]

oh, you WOULD go there!

"TORRRRG SMACKEEEEE!"

[Darksheare]

'He said your head was hideously mis-shapen.. Like a PIZZA!'
"Doctor say bighead not bad.. Chunk not bad.. CHUNK EAT ENEMY!! CHUNK DEEESTROY!!!"
Gaz antagonizing Chunk in the episode "BattleDib!"

[Slings and Arrows]

[Mr. Silverback]

I have to ask...

(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)

Please enlighten me.

[avg_freeper]

Please enlighten me.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[Choose Ye This Day]

That is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Okay, perhaps that's being a bit overdramatic. But that is nifty!

[Choose Ye This Day]

I recite that verbatim to people, Carl lip and all, and by the pitchfork in the throat part, they're usually laughing hysterically. One of the funniest meaningless scenes in the movies.

[Choose Ye This Day]

You live over there on Briar, dontcha?

"Yes, that's right. Briar."

You got a pool over there?

"Y-yes, we, we've got a pool...and a pond. Pond'd be good for you."

[Choose Ye This Day]

[MeekOneGOP]

I was away from my computer most of yesterday. Playin' catchup today.

Ketchup bump !

[Mr. Silverback]

I love Mystery Men, it is probably in my top five favorite movies. You guys have great taste.