That's not humor; it's a documentary.
hilareous! Lord, thank you form making me male!!
Personally, have witnessed some very 'cavalier' behavior in the bathrooms; and find myself amazed and thinking these women must never have been told the 'how to' of it all.
I was also taught the "the stance" but fortunately abandoned it after I got into public health. Unless you sit down in a very peculiar manner or have open wounds on your thighs, you're kidding yourself about the germ protection value of "the stance".
That said, I do wish that women who use the "the stance" would also wipe the seat AFTER the act!
Now I know whos responsible for peeing on the toilet seat before its my turn to use it.
"your thighs begin to shake. You'd love to sit down...., so you hold "The Stance" as your thighs experience a quake that would register an eight on the Richter scale."
Such people should appreciate what horse jockeys go thru.... and all this time we fans were trying to relate how hard it is....this is a good 1. Thanks!
"The Stance" is not only silly and useless for protection from infection, it is also dangerous.
About 20 years ago, I was on a trans-Atlantic flight, seated next to an elderly woman and her 30ish son (who addressed his mother as "Mama"). "Mama", who was clearly disabled, very proudly told me just HOW she had become disabled. With a tone of voice and facial expressions that conveyed how very important it was to her that I know she wasn't the kind of woman who would ever allow her posterior to come into contact with public toilet seat, she explained to me in great detail how she had been straining to maintain "The Stance", when the strain had caused her to have a stroke.
As far as I'm concerned, she had it coming. I am sick to death of the wet smelly toilet seats left behind by these silly women and their "Stance".