Not a word about Berger in our local paper today, not on any page.
Your paper must be worse than ours!
Here it is, Darlin':
I did not take them to a dance/ I did not put them in a box/ They must have fallen in my pants/ Some must have gotten in my socks/ Please understand mistakes were made/ And inadvertent things occurred/ Some papers may have been mislaid/ You'll have to take me at my word/ There's nothing here for you to see/ I hope you'll not think me a spy/ Let's just move on, do you agree?/ And please don't tell the FBI!/