[Slings and Arrows]

I was taught algebra by the man who sired Adam Shapiro, a.k.a. "Jimmy the Jew baiter."

That's a bit like being taught engineering by Ned Ludd.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Yeah well, math was the least of my problems when it came to that schmuck.

Not that I'm saying that I passed the class, mind you.

In fact, I totally cratered!

My score for the NYS Sequential I Math Regents:

Below 40!

No doubt.