So he has. He's scarpered.
MINSTREL: [singing]
Brave Sir CG ran away,
CG:
No!
MINSTREL: [singing]
Bravely ran away, away.
CG:
I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing]
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
CG:
No!
MINSTREL: [singing]
Yes, brave Sir CG turned about
CG:
I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing]
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
CG:
I never did!
MINSTREL: [singing]
He beat a very brave retreat,
CG:
All lies!
MINSTREL: [singing]
Bravest of the brave, Sir CG.
CG:
I never!
ooooo, that'll leave a mark...
I got scared but I am immune to death because I am a Moron.