"Besides, a funkle is five posts in a row (not spam posts, neither), so that definitely was NOT four funkles, which woulda been 20 posts."
Hmmm--well, you do have a point that it wasn't five posts. However, does the term "funkle" refer only to the complete set of posts in a funkle, or can it also refer to the individual posts within the funkle set? Because in the latter case, for instance, if you had five posts in a row constituting a funkle, each of these posts could also be referred to as a funkle.