Posted on 07/07/2004 6:51:44 AM PDT by 50 Cal
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THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
by H.L. Chace
From the Anguish Languish, by Howard Chace. For complete text go here
Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift
wetter murder inner ladle cordage, honor itch off
lodge, dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry putty
ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, and fur disk raisin,
pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder
inset.
"Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome
burden barter and shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking
tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder site
offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! Dun
stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder
nor sorghum-stenches, dun stoper torque wet strainers!"
"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten, and
tickle ladle basking an stutter oft.
Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat
Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof.
"Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard
ladle basking?"
"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle
gull. "grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden
barter an shirker cockles."
"O hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter
taught tomb shelf,"Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer
groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den -- O bore!"
Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched
a cordage offer groin-murder, picked inner windrow, an sore
debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh,
disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet, paunched honor pore oil
worming, an garbled erupt. Den disk ratchet ammonol pot honor
groin-murder's nut cup and gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner
bet.
Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar
cordage, an ranker dough ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter
wicket woof, disgracing is verse.
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, and stud buyer
groin-murder's bet.
"O Grammar!" crater ladle historically, "Water bag icer
gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!"
"Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard," setter
bloat-Thursday woof, wetter wicket small honors phase.
"O Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture
anomalous prognosis!"
"Battered small your whiff, doling," whiskered dole
woof, ants mouse worse waddling.
"O Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore
suture bag mouse!"
Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull's lest warts. Oil
offer sodden, caking offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet,
disk hoard-hoarded woof lipped own pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
and garbled erupt.
MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls
stopper torque wet strainers.
From Anguish Languish by Howard L. Chace, (c)1956
For complete text go here
WWO!
A friend of mine wrote a PC program that produced sex novels that read much like your post.
But you blew me out of the water I'd say!
Horse puckey.
The fact that the middle letters can be scrambled and you can still make sense out of it doesn't make it the ONLY important thing.
If you don't know the difference between "you're" and "your", or between "their", "there", and "they're", or you use words like "prolly", you're STILL looking like an idiot (or ioidt, if you prefer).
No tihs?
That little piece was written back in the 50's by an English perfesser who had lived thru the rationing of certain commodities during WWII and wondered what languish wood bee lack oaf wee hadock rash on it, all sew......
...."lapping tour shelf..."
Rawling own flour loafing mine ace oaf!......
Arrgghh. I can't do Anguished language this early in the morning.
When I went back to college (as an adult) my Dad sent me Ladle Rat Rotten Hut to "brush up on my reading skills." LOL! It's one of my favorite pieces of whimsy.
Yes, it's horse puckey.
This also neglects the fact that your "human mind" NEEDS TO ALREADY *KNOW* the *baseline* words and their *spellings* before it can do this dyslexic thing!
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