As in he from Red Dwarf? I LOVE that show!
Arnold Judas Rimmer BSC
RIMMER: Well, if you do know me, you'll know I'm the kind of rough-and-tumble, hardened Astro, ex-Marine type guy you do _not_ trifle with.
LISTER: No, you're not!
RIMMER: For the last time, I'm asking--
LISTER: (Cutting RIMMER off) Fiona Barringson! Fifteen years of age. You got off with her in your Dad's greenhouse. You thought you got lucky but it turned out all the time that you had your hand in warm compost. How could I know that, and not know you?
RIMMER: (Out of the side of his mouth, to CAT) Not true!
LISTER: You got three brothers: John, Howard, and Frank. You're really mean with money. You're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard, and four people committed suicide! Your middle name's Judas, but you tell everyone that it's Jonathan. You sign all your official letters A.J. Rimmer, B.S.C., and B.S.C. stands for Bronze Swimming Certificate. You're a cheating, weaselly, lowlife scumbucket, with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse!
CAT: (To RIMMER) Gotta admit, bud, he's got a handle on ya there.
RIMMER nods in agreement.