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FROGS

TWO FROGS FELL INTO A DEEP CREAM BOWL,
ONE WAS AN OPTIMISTIC SOUL,
BUT THE OTHER TOOK A GLOOMY VIEW,
WE SHALL DROWN HE CRIED, WITHOUT MORE ADO!

SO WITH A LAST DESPAIRING CRY,
HE FLUNG UP HIS LEGS AND SAID " GOODBYE"

SAID THE FROG WITH A MERRY GRIN,
I CAN'T GET OUT, BUT I WON'T GIVE IN,
I'LL JUST SWIM AROUND TILL MY STRENGTH IS SPENT,
THEN I WILL DIE THE MORE CONTENT.

BRAVELY HE SWAM TILL IT DID SEEM,
HIS STRUGGLING BEGAN TO CHURN THE CREAM,
ON TOP OF THE BUTTER AT LAST HE STEPPED,
AND OUT OF THE BOWL AT LAST HE LEAPT.

WHAT OF THE MORAL? TIS EASILY FOUND,
`IF YOU CAN'T GET OUT… KEEP SWIMMING AROUND!!!!!!

- Unknown -

162 posted on 06/29/2004 4:29:41 AM PDT by JustAmy (Please pray for our Marine and his family.)
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To: JustAmy

That is my outlook on life.


164 posted on 06/29/2004 4:32:18 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I will never give up. So don't ask me.)
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To: All

165 posted on 06/29/2004 4:40:22 AM PDT by JustAmy (Please pray for our Marine and his family.)
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To: JustAmy

This just in: FROG FOUND


An Iranian woman has reportedly given birth to a frog. Clinical biologist says miracle amphibian has human similarities.

According to the Islamic Republic News Agency, the unnamed woman from the southeastern city of Iranshahr delivered a live gray frog after what was called "a bizarre labor."

The animal's birth followed severe bleeding and was reportedly covered by mud.

Dr. Varasteh, a gynecologist, corroborated the unusual event to the Farsi-language daily Etemaad, saying the woman's menstrual cycle had stopped for six months and a May sonogram indicated the presence of a cyst in her abdomen.

Varasteh believes the frog larve entered the woman's body where it grew to adult size. Others, according to the BBC's translation of the Etemaad article, speculate that she unknowingly picked up the larve while swimming in dirty water.

But not all Iranian physicians are accepting this explanation. Etemaad notes that some medical experts have commented on the frog's similarity to a human.

A clinical biology expert, Dr. Aminifard, reportedly told Etemaad, "The similarities are in appearance, the shape of the fingers and the size and shape of the tongue."

The "so-called frog" has not yet been tested genetically, reports Etemaad.

The woman has two healthy children.

However, when her husband heard the news of the birth, he croaked.


169 posted on 06/29/2004 5:15:48 AM PDT by OESY
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To: JustAmy
Hi, (((((Sis)))))

Smart froggie. : )

191 posted on 06/29/2004 7:24:42 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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