Thank you!
--WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN HUMANS:
--Cats aren't threatened by a woman with short hair or a man with long hair.
--Cats aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
--Cats do not care whether you shave your legs.
--Cats don't need to wear the latest designer fashions.
--Cats don't care if you wear the same T-shirt and shorts for days on end.
--Cats won't complain if you don't make the bed or do the dusting.
--Cats don't criticize your friends.
--Cats don't feel threatened by your intelligence (or lack of it).
--You don't have to wonder if the cat is lying to you.
--Cats don't step on the imaginary brake.
--Cats seldom interfere with other people's rights.
--Cats don't care if you're a few pounds overweight.
--Your cat usually won't leave you for another human.
--You don't have to worry that your cat will do drugs or join a gang.
But they do have a tendancy to climb into the basket with the freshly dried laundry.