[Liz]

In the category "Signs Kerry's Campaign is in Deep Trouble"

For $200, the answer is "She has $500M, and she looks like Dustin Hoffman dressed as Tootsie."

The question is "Who is Kerry's wife?"

[Looking4Truth]

For $200 dollars: "A dork".

The question: "What does John-Effin'-Kerry look like on his pansy *ssed bicycle?"

[Born Conservative]

Tootsie

[MadIvan]

I'll take "The French Connection" for £200 please.

Answer: "Brice Lalonde, former environment minister under Socialist Francois Mitterand"

Question: "Who is John Kerry's most famous French cousin?"

Regards, Ivan

[Looking4Truth]

For $200 dollars, the answer is: "A French Poodle".

The question: "John-Effin'-Kerry mimics what creature by being a lap dog to a rich woman?"

(Could've phrased it better, not enough coffee yet this AM.)

[Conan the Librarian]

Catagories

"You Rang","Thank you Thing","Yes, Mr Adams","Yes, Mrs Adams","uuuuuuuuuuugh","The Harpischord"

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Under "Public Service", for $200, "FRANCE"

What State has J Effing Kerry represented in the Senate for the past 20 years?

[TN4Liberty]

"Famous FlipFlops for $200, Alex."

"He voted for this before he voted against it."

"What is $87m in military funding for Iraq?"

"That is correct."

"Famous FlipFlops for $300"

"John Kerry publicly stated that President Clinton had the legal right and moral obligation to unilaterally invade this country"

"What is Iraq?"

"Correct again."

"Lets go with Quotable Opponents for $100"

"Unknown to him at the time, this was the last line in what would turn out to be Howard Dean's farewell address."

"Alex, what is "yeeeaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh'?"

"That's correct"

[Condor51]

(1) The answer is eight and the question is "What is the number of medals Kerry won in Vietnam?"

With all due respect, that's incorrect. I have the maggot's service record in front of me. He "won";

1. Bronze Star w/ Combat V
2. Combat Action Ribbon
3. National Defense Service Medal
4. Presidential Unit Citation Ribbon
5. Navy Unit Citation
6. Silver Star
7. Purple Heart
8. Purple Heart
9. Purple Heart
10. Vietnam Service Medal w/ 4 Bronze Stars
11. Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal
12. Republic of Vietnam Meritorious Unit Citation (Gallantry Cross Medal Color w/ Palm
13. Republic of Vietnam Meritorious Unit Citation (Civil Actions Medal, First Class Color w/Palm)

So Alex (Liz), the correct answer is Thirteen.

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(2) The answer is four and the question is, "What are the number of weeks Kerry spent in Vietnam?"

Again, I hate to say - that's incorrect.

The POS technically had TWO tours "in" Vietnam. Even though his first tour was spent below decks on the USS Gridley (DLG 21) as an Electronics officer and never set foot 'in country' during that tour. Oh and that was a 'short' tour also as he came back to go to school (training) in Coronado Ca.

And during his highly touted, award winning "2nd tour" he spent slightly less than four months "in country" before buggin' out.

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I know this is only a game but the premise must be based on some facts.

no offense ok? :-)

[quantim]

For $500, category = science:

"Bacterium Bacillus botulinus."

Question: What is the agent JF'n Kerry gets regularly injected into his skull and lies about it?

[Fracas]

In the category Ecology (aka Fauna and Flora), for $100...

The answer: A daisy. He lovingly attaches one to his ski suit.

The question: What is Kerry's favorite flower motif?

In the category Environment, for $100...

The answer: Oh no! The SUV's belong to my family, not to me (as well as the plane, the cars, the houses, the art...sorry, I got carried away).

The question: Are you harming the air quality by driving gas-guzzling eeeevil SUV's?

[Samwise]

Ping-a-ling

[Mo1]

Ping to play .. *L*

[BigSkyFreeper]

World Geography for $100 Alex...

Answer: Vietnam

Where did John Kerry fake injuries to receive three purple hearts?

[BigSkyFreeper]

Two down, one to go