Posted on 06/19/2004 4:57:36 AM PDT by Liz
C'mon down and play "Kerry Jeopardy."
It's a fun Jeopardy game built around the candidacy of John Kerry and you submit the categories and the answers.
Example:
In the category "Little-Known Facts about Kerry's Viet Service" $100 answers might include:
(1) The answer is eight and the question is "What is the number of medals Kerry won in Vietnam?"
(2) The answer is four and the question is, "What are the number of weeks Kerry spent in Vietnam?"
(3) The answer is all of them and the question is "Which Vietnam Veteran's organizations are opposed to Kerry's candidacy?"
Submit your categories and answers here so that everyone can join in the fun and play "Kerry Jeopardy."
Under Waffles And Other Treats for $200, the answer is Kerry's a money-hungry phony.
And the question is "Why was there no real maple syrup at the $500 fundraiser?"
What's the category?
With all due respect, that's incorrect. I have the maggot's service record in front of me. He "won";
(2) The answer is four and the question is, "What are the number of weeks Kerry spent in Vietnam?"
Again, I hate to say - that's incorrect.
The POS technically had TWO tours "in" Vietnam. Even though his first tour was spent below decks on the USS Gridley (DLG 21) as an Electronics officer and never set foot 'in country' during that tour. Oh and that was a 'short' tour also as he came back to go to school (training) in Coronado Ca.
And during his highly touted, award winning "2nd tour" he spent slightly less than four months "in country" before buggin' out.
I know this is only a game but the premise must be based on some facts.
no offense ok? :-)
In the category of Lies and Misconceptions about Kerry's Viet Service for $100 the answer is "Who the hell cares?"
Good answer for category "Things That Make Kerry Look Like A Dork."
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Let's play "Kerry Jeopardy."
In the category Ecology (aka Fauna and Flora), for $100...
The answer: A daisy. He lovingly attaches one to his ski suit.
The question: What is Kerry's favorite flower motif?
In the category Environment, for $100...
The answer: Oh no! The SUV's belong to my family, not to me (as well as the plane, the cars, the houses, the art...sorry, I got carried away).
The question: Are you harming the air quality by driving gas-guzzling eeeevil SUV's?
Answer: "I didnt fall down, that SOB got in my way!"
Question: What Kerry said after his fifth fall occured on camera..
"Ill bet it all, Liz!"
Answer:Things that make Kerry look sillier when you thought nothing else could..
The answer is "il est Monsieur Beau Tocques."
Who is substance dependent for cosmetic enhancement?
The Big Winner of the Day.........LOL.
LOL....could also fit into the category "What Makes Kerry Look Like a Dork"
Could also fit into the Category "Kerry Swings Both Ways"
You're good!
Ping-a-ling
FOFL!
Ping to play .. *L*
Answer: Vietnam
Where did John Kerry fake injuries to receive three purple hearts?
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