LET'S PLAY "KERRY JEOPARDY" (submit your categories and answers here)

6/19/04 | COPYRIGHT LM 2004

[Liz]

Under Waffles And Other Treats for $200, the answer is Kerry's a money-hungry phony.

And the question is "Why was there no real maple syrup at the $500 fundraiser?"

[Liz]

What's the category?

[Condor51]

(1) The answer is eight and the question is "What is the number of medals Kerry won in Vietnam?"

With all due respect, that's incorrect. I have the maggot's service record in front of me. He "won";

1. Bronze Star w/ Combat V
2. Combat Action Ribbon
3. National Defense Service Medal
4. Presidential Unit Citation Ribbon
5. Navy Unit Citation
6. Silver Star
7. Purple Heart
8. Purple Heart
9. Purple Heart
10. Vietnam Service Medal w/ 4 Bronze Stars
11. Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal
12. Republic of Vietnam Meritorious Unit Citation (Gallantry Cross Medal Color w/ Palm
13. Republic of Vietnam Meritorious Unit Citation (Civil Actions Medal, First Class Color w/Palm)

So Alex (Liz), the correct answer is Thirteen.

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(2) The answer is four and the question is, "What are the number of weeks Kerry spent in Vietnam?"

Again, I hate to say - that's incorrect.

The POS technically had TWO tours "in" Vietnam. Even though his first tour was spent below decks on the USS Gridley (DLG 21) as an Electronics officer and never set foot 'in country' during that tour. Oh and that was a 'short' tour also as he came back to go to school (training) in Coronado Ca.

And during his highly touted, award winning "2nd tour" he spent slightly less than four months "in country" before buggin' out.

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I know this is only a game but the premise must be based on some facts.

no offense ok? :-)

[quantim]

For $500, category = science:

"Bacterium Bacillus botulinus."

Question: What is the agent JF'n Kerry gets regularly injected into his skull and lies about it?

[Liz]

In the category of Lies and Misconceptions about Kerry's Viet Service for $100 the answer is "Who the hell cares?"

[Liz]

Good answer for category "Things That Make Kerry Look Like A Dork."

[Looking4Truth]

bump

[Liz]

Let's play "Kerry Jeopardy."

[Fracas]

In the category Ecology (aka Fauna and Flora), for $100...

The answer: A daisy. He lovingly attaches one to his ski suit.

The question: What is Kerry's favorite flower motif?

In the category Environment, for $100...

The answer: Oh no! The SUV's belong to my family, not to me (as well as the plane, the cars, the houses, the art...sorry, I got carried away).

The question: Are you harming the air quality by driving gas-guzzling eeeevil SUV's?

[cardinal4]

"Ill take Secret Service abuse for 1000, please LIZ.."

Answer: "I didnt fall down, that SOB got in my way!"

Question: What Kerry said after his fifth fall occured on camera..

[cardinal4]

Video daily double!

"Ill bet it all, Liz!"

Answer:Things that make Kerry look sillier when you thought nothing else could..

[shaggy eel]

,,, and in the global pharmaceuticals category, for 100 Euros...

The answer is "il est Monsieur Beau Tocques."

Who is substance dependent for cosmetic enhancement?

[Liz]

The Big Winner of the Day.........LOL.

[Liz]

LOL....could also fit into the category "What Makes Kerry Look Like a Dork"

[Liz]

The question: What is Kerry's favorite flower motif?

Could also fit into the Category "Kerry Swings Both Ways"

[MotleyGirl70]

You're good!

[Samwise]

Ping-a-ling

[Mo1]

FOFL!

[Mo1]

Ping to play .. *L*

[BigSkyFreeper]

World Geography for $100 Alex...

Answer: Vietnam

Where did John Kerry fake injuries to receive three purple hearts?