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LET'S PLAY "KERRY JEOPARDY" (submit your categories and answers here)
6/19/04 | COPYRIGHT LM 2004

Posted on 06/19/2004 4:57:36 AM PDT by Liz

C'mon down and play "Kerry Jeopardy."

It's a fun Jeopardy game built around the candidacy of John Kerry and you submit the categories and the answers.

Example:

In the category "Little-Known Facts about Kerry's Viet Service" $100 answers might include:

(1) The answer is eight and the question is "What is the number of medals Kerry won in Vietnam?"

(2) The answer is four and the question is, "What are the number of weeks Kerry spent in Vietnam?"

(3) The answer is all of them and the question is "Which Vietnam Veteran's organizations are opposed to Kerry's candidacy?"

Submit your categories and answers here so that everyone can join in the fun and play "Kerry Jeopardy."


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In the category "Signs Kerry's Campaign is in Deep Trouble"

For $200, the answer is "She has $500M, and she looks like Dustin Hoffman dressed as Tootsie."

The question is "Who is Kerry's wife?"

1 posted on 06/19/2004 4:57:37 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
For $200 dollars: "A dork".

The question: "What does John-Effin'-Kerry look like on his pansy *ssed bicycle?"

2 posted on 06/19/2004 5:00:56 AM PDT by Looking4Truth ((Muslim internment camps in the U.S. NOW!!!))
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To: Looking4Truth

LOL......good one.


3 posted on 06/19/2004 5:05:00 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
Tootsie


4 posted on 06/19/2004 5:06:28 AM PDT by Born Conservative ("Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot" - Dirty Harry)
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To: Liz
I'll take "The French Connection" for £200 please.

Answer: "Brice Lalonde, former environment minister under Socialist Francois Mitterand"

Question: "Who is John Kerry's most famous French cousin?"

Regards, Ivan

5 posted on 06/19/2004 5:10:00 AM PDT by MadIvan (Ronald Reagan - proof positive that one man can indeed change the world.)
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To: Looking4Truth
BTW, the category should be "Things That Make Kerry Look Like A Dork."

For $300, "Kerry's shirts and ties always match."

The questions is, "What do you think his butler gets paid for?"

6 posted on 06/19/2004 5:10:06 AM PDT by Liz
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To: MadIvan

Heheh......


7 posted on 06/19/2004 5:10:47 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
For $200 dollars, the answer is: "A French Poodle".

The question: "John-Effin'-Kerry mimics what creature by being a lap dog to a rich woman?"

(Could've phrased it better, not enough coffee yet this AM.)

8 posted on 06/19/2004 5:11:54 AM PDT by Looking4Truth ((Muslim internment camps in the U.S. NOW!!!))
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To: Liz

Catagories

"You Rang","Thank you Thing","Yes, Mr Adams","Yes, Mrs Adams","uuuuuuuuuuugh","The Harpischord"


9 posted on 06/19/2004 5:11:59 AM PDT by Conan the Librarian (I am a Librarian. I don't know anything....I just know where to look it up.)
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To: Liz

Oh, that's right, I'm forgetting to categorize them.


10 posted on 06/19/2004 5:13:03 AM PDT by Looking4Truth ((Muslim internment camps in the U.S. NOW!!!))
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To: Born Conservative

I like that pic of JFK and Ter-ay-za. They were walking into a bldg and she just stopped dead in her tracks to milk the TV camera....that's why Kerry has that screwy look on his face......he bumped right into her **s.


11 posted on 06/19/2004 5:14:46 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

Under "Public Service", for $200, "FRANCE"

What State has J Effing Kerry represented in the Senate for the past 20 years?


12 posted on 06/19/2004 5:16:30 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ideas so stupid only an intellectual could believe them.)
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To: Liz

I'm on a mission to ensure that Tur-ay-za is now officially known as Tootsie. Help spread the word!


13 posted on 06/19/2004 5:17:10 AM PDT by Born Conservative ("Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot" - Dirty Harry)
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To: Born Conservative

Tootsie Heinz-Kerry. Has a nice ring to it.


14 posted on 06/19/2004 5:18:32 AM PDT by Looking4Truth ((Muslim internment camps in the U.S. NOW!!!))
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To: Liz

Bonjour, mademoiselle...Geez..Moved to "Chat" on a slow Saturday morning..wazzup with that...admin moderator has a hnagover?..


15 posted on 06/19/2004 5:19:26 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: Born Conservative
I like that pic of JFK and Ter-ay-za. They were walking into a bldg and she just stopped dead in her tracks to milk the TV camera....that's why Kerry has that screwy look on his face......he bumped right into her **s.

In the category of "Kerry's Marital Relations" the answer is "Bumping into Ter-ay-za's **s."

And the question is "What is the Biggest Thrill Kerry got That Day?"

16 posted on 06/19/2004 5:19:28 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

"Famous FlipFlops for $200, Alex."

"He voted for this before he voted against it."

"What is $87m in military funding for Iraq?"

"That is correct."

"Famous FlipFlops for $300"

"John Kerry publicly stated that President Clinton had the legal right and moral obligation to unilaterally invade this country"

"What is Iraq?"

"Correct again."

"Lets go with Quotable Opponents for $100"

"Unknown to him at the time, this was the last line in what would turn out to be Howard Dean's farewell address."

"Alex, what is "yeeeaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh'?"

"That's correct"


17 posted on 06/19/2004 5:19:49 AM PDT by TN4Liberty (Life is a quagmire. Get used to it.)
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To: Born Conservative

OK.


18 posted on 06/19/2004 5:20:15 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
I'll take "Waffles And Other Breakfast Treats" for £400 please.

Answer: "It was said of this that even breakfasts in West Palm Beach aren't this expensive."

Question: "What was the John Kerry $500 a plate breakfast fundraiser?"

Regards, Ivan

19 posted on 06/19/2004 5:21:15 AM PDT by MadIvan (Ronald Reagan - proof positive that one man can indeed change the world.)
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To: TN4Liberty

Great.....more, please.


20 posted on 06/19/2004 5:22:04 AM PDT by Liz
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