LET'S PLAY "KERRY JEOPARDY" (submit your categories and answers here)

6/19/04 | COPYRIGHT LM 2004

[Liz]

In the category "Signs Kerry's Campaign is in Deep Trouble"

For $200, the answer is "She has $500M, and she looks like Dustin Hoffman dressed as Tootsie."

The question is "Who is Kerry's wife?"

[Looking4Truth]

For $200 dollars: "A dork".

The question: "What does John-Effin'-Kerry look like on his pansy *ssed bicycle?"

[Liz]

LOL......good one.

[Born Conservative]

Tootsie

[MadIvan]

I'll take "The French Connection" for £200 please.

Answer: "Brice Lalonde, former environment minister under Socialist Francois Mitterand"

Question: "Who is John Kerry's most famous French cousin?"

Regards, Ivan

[Liz]

BTW, the category should be "Things That Make Kerry Look Like A Dork."

For $300, "Kerry's shirts and ties always match."

The questions is, "What do you think his butler gets paid for?"

[Liz]

Heheh......

[Looking4Truth]

For $200 dollars, the answer is: "A French Poodle".

The question: "John-Effin'-Kerry mimics what creature by being a lap dog to a rich woman?"

(Could've phrased it better, not enough coffee yet this AM.)

[Conan the Librarian]

Catagories

"You Rang","Thank you Thing","Yes, Mr Adams","Yes, Mrs Adams","uuuuuuuuuuugh","The Harpischord"

[Looking4Truth]

Oh, that's right, I'm forgetting to categorize them.

[Liz]

I like that pic of JFK and Ter-ay-za. They were walking into a bldg and she just stopped dead in her tracks to milk the TV camera....that's why Kerry has that screwy look on his face......he bumped right into her **s.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Under "Public Service", for $200, "FRANCE"

What State has J Effing Kerry represented in the Senate for the past 20 years?

[Born Conservative]

I'm on a mission to ensure that Tur-ay-za is now officially known as Tootsie. Help spread the word!

[Looking4Truth]

Tootsie Heinz-Kerry. Has a nice ring to it.

[ken5050]

Bonjour, mademoiselle...Geez..Moved to "Chat" on a slow Saturday morning..wazzup with that...admin moderator has a hnagover?..

[Liz]

I like that pic of JFK and Ter-ay-za. They were walking into a bldg and she just stopped dead in her tracks to milk the TV camera....that's why Kerry has that screwy look on his face......he bumped right into her **s.

In the category of "Kerry's Marital Relations" the answer is "Bumping into Ter-ay-za's **s."

And the question is "What is the Biggest Thrill Kerry got That Day?"

[TN4Liberty]

"Famous FlipFlops for $200, Alex."

"He voted for this before he voted against it."

"What is $87m in military funding for Iraq?"

"That is correct."

"Famous FlipFlops for $300"

"John Kerry publicly stated that President Clinton had the legal right and moral obligation to unilaterally invade this country"

"What is Iraq?"

"Correct again."

"Lets go with Quotable Opponents for $100"

"Unknown to him at the time, this was the last line in what would turn out to be Howard Dean's farewell address."

"Alex, what is "yeeeaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh'?"

"That's correct"

[Liz]

OK.

[MadIvan]

I'll take "Waffles And Other Breakfast Treats" for £400 please.

Answer: "It was said of this that even breakfasts in West Palm Beach aren't this expensive."

Question: "What was the John Kerry $500 a plate breakfast fundraiser?"

Regards, Ivan

[Liz]

Great.....more, please.