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RULES: You must use the WFTD in a sentence for an A. For a + after your “A,” you must bring in a link of the word usage or something funny, a poem or some prose that will elucidate the word for us.

If you need to know how to link, come to the Subbie’s desk in the front of the class.

1 posted on 06/18/2004 5:22:51 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: dubyaismypresident; xsmommy; TruthShallSetYouFree; VRWCmember; hobbes1; Argh; TheGrimReaper; ...

Good morning! Yawn . . .


2 posted on 06/18/2004 5:25:14 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: Slip18

"He gazed at her longingly across the counter of the Krispy Kreme; their eyes met, and that was the beginning of a toroid relationship..."


27 posted on 06/18/2004 5:38:07 AM PDT by mikrofon (Donut Remove This Tagline)
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To: Slip18

YIKES, I'm behind.

Actually I was up before class openned - but Jax was using my computer.......so I just left her alone and started on the caffeine!

I did not get enough sleep last night.


32 posted on 06/18/2004 5:43:55 AM PDT by Gabz (RIP President Ronald W. Reagan 1911-2004)
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To: Slip18

Mmmmmm! Toroids!!

41 posted on 06/18/2004 5:57:39 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: Slip18
Bagels with locks?


47 posted on 06/18/2004 6:11:46 AM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: Slip18
I’ll never read Clinton’s book, so here are ten things I won’t I won’t learn:

1. If he mentions his love of a fattening delicacy in the shape of a toroid.
2. No, not a donut—I’m talking about Monica. As in, "I’d do it or have it done, because I could.”
3. Clinton, laughing: “What a riot. Do it because I could. Heh, heh.”
4. More Clinton: “Ah, the memories! The lovely odor it left on my cigar.” (What about the odor you left on the nation, Billy Boy?)
5. Clinton to Monica, in the Oval Office: “We’d better close the door. It would be really bad if the Secret Service saw us. Even worse if Hillary did.”
6. More Clinton to Monica: “I’d like to try a trio. Do what you can to make it happen.”
7. Clinton, talking about Hillary: ”She hates me and I hate her, too. Rid me of this witch, won’t somebody?”
8. If someone gave me a million dollars to go to the nearest Barnes & Noble with the choice of reading either Bill's or Hillary’s book, I’d root for the bookstore to burn down.
9. Clinton, musing about his future in Hell: “Do I rot from the top down, or the bottom up?"
10. Clinton’s sycophants find him a personal physician who is similarly damaged in the private area, so Bill won’t feel awkward. “Hey, Dr. I, too have a bent member.”

52 posted on 06/18/2004 6:27:19 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: Slip18

After his year of counciling I think it is safe to say that Bill Clinton can now resist 'strange' like a policeman can resist stopping at a toroid shop.

Clinton still does not get it, I am not buying his lies. The picture of them sleeping at the Reagan funeral said it all, these people are not married, and never were.


58 posted on 06/18/2004 6:42:37 AM PDT by 1smallVoice (Clinton brought us Bush)
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To: Slip18
A liberals head is a void
Surrounded by thick-boned toroid
Use your imagination
Upon my instigation
Their tongue resembles a hemorrhoid
224 posted on 06/18/2004 10:17:30 AM PDT by doubled ( no-account eastcoast libsnob longhaired artsyfartsy slagpunk francophile comsymp)
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To: Slip18

Well, here I am at last-I managed to finish work by 2:00, came home and groomed and bathed Husky girl, mopped up all the water generated by said bathing in the downstairs bathroom, and here I am...

It is obvious by all the media hype
For X42's "biographical" book
That his water carriers want to portray him
As a great man instead of a crook

As selfless rather than selfish
And to ignore all the harsh glares
Focused on him by history
Over his many toroid affairs

Not to mention playing footsie with China
With nuke technology as the prize-
No wonder his critics have already re-named
His self-serving book "My Lies"


262 posted on 06/18/2004 1:44:58 PM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line)
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