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Yes, but in the versions you've read did it turn out that Jar-Jar was Voldemort's spy? :) 'Cause Rowling usually makes the villain the last person you'd suspect, so I figured that'd fit. . .Plus it gives me an excuse to kill Jar-Jar off in some horrible way, which is what *I'd* like to see in Star Wars fanfic :) Of course I'm sure Jar-Jar has already been killed off in every conceivable way, too. . .sigh. I can tell this is going to be like the episode of "South Park" where Butters (in his alter ego of Professor Chaos) is trying to think of a new way to destroy South Park but every time he comes up with a new plot he thinks his original, his sidekick informs him "The Simpsons" already did that:

Butters (as Professor Chaos) and General Disarray start to launch "Evil Plot 4-B", which is to blot out the sun with an 80 foot high by 50 foot wide giant shade. General Disarray informs him that they already did that on The Simpsons. Professor Chaos looks for another plan. . .At the home of General Disarray, Professor Chaos arrives with the results of his latest scheme. He has removed the head from the statue in the town's square. The local news coverage reminds him that this same event occurred in a classic episode of the The Simpsons. Everyone in town is delighted at the prank and prefers to leave it headless so that they can always be reminded of this classic show. Professor Chaos is bummed out. . .Professor Chaos lays out "Plan #123-D" (monorail) for General Disarray, who informs him "The Simpsons already did it in episode 204(sic)". The Simpsons have also already done his plans #124-A (web site gossip) and #129-E (buried angel) as well. . .Professor Chaos is informed that The Simpsons have already done plans #127-C (soccer riot) and #125-E (shaken beer can). Discouraged, Professor Chaos decides he might just run away and join the circus, until he is informed "The Simpsons did it.". . .Professor Chaos is hit upon a scheme that they haven't already done, that is to replace the contents of a cherry with "yukky, sticky mayonnaise." General Disarray comments that The Simpsons' scheme would have been more clever. When they are ready to leave to execute this evil scheme an ad comes on for tonight's episode of The Simpsons in which Bart is going to replace the contents of a chocolate covered cherry with mayonnaise. . .Professor Chaos is seeing The Simpsons in everyone and everywhere he goes. . .