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"Childrens Handbook"

Posted on 06/16/2004 7:00:07 PM PDT by Military family member

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To: Gabz
My brother was a fix it kid. My Granny used to pick up old wind up alarm clocks & other things for him to take apart at church rummage sales. At age ten he built a carbon arc (arch?) to melt pennies from battery cores, using the transformer from his train set as his power source. He was also the neighborhood bomb builder. Some kind of bomb he built out of sugar blew out the bottom of an old grill. He must have been about 13 at the time. It made quite a report & after it blew up, we had every boy in the neighborhood running every which way, scrambling to get away from the scene of the crime.
41 posted on 06/17/2004 11:23:23 AM PDT by GoLightly
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To: Military family member

The part about the odor brought back memories.

One day my husband and I came home to a horrendous smell in our bedroom. We didn't know what was going on. We finally looked under the bed and there was a rotten egg under it.

My son put it there to keep it as a "pet".

Another funny kid thing. Last week, we moved to a new house. On Sunday, we finished cleaning to old house and everything was out of it. We told the kids to say "goodbye". One of my 7 year old daughters need to go poop. We thought she was done, and we told all the kids to get in the car. My daughter was not in the car, so we went back into the house. She comes down the stairs and says "I broke something".

Now, this is an empty house so there is not much to break. She took us upstairs to the bathroom and showed us that she broke the toilet tank cover. She took it off to look inside because she used to do that when she was little.

Now, we owe the new owners a new tank cover or $80. Ouch.


42 posted on 06/17/2004 11:40:42 AM PDT by luckystarmom
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We found out about Ford transmissions before anything about it hit the news.

We borrowed my Step-Dad's van to go on vacation. Dad (ex-husband) had the kids loaded up to go, while I was calling payroll in to work, that last little detail before heading out. Dad was in the house pacing impatiently, thinking it would somehow make my work get done faster.

The oldest son comes flying into the house, "DAD, DAD, THE VAN...." The middle son (age 5) had gotten the van out of park (keys were not in the ignition), which sent it rolling quickly down the driveway (hill, not slight). He somehow got it to roll away from the tall retaining wall rather than into it, collecting one of our full garbage cans, missed the telephone pole directly across the street & it finally came to rest in the middle of the yard of the neighbors across the street.

When the oldest jumped out as soon as the thing started moving, he left the door open. How that open door missed the retaining wall... How the kid jumped out without the door knocking him down for the van to roll over him...

It took over 100 miles for my blood pressure to get back down anywhere near normal.


43 posted on 06/17/2004 11:42:29 AM PDT by GoLightly
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To: grellis

My hubby always claimed duct tape and closets were invented as baby sitters............then he became a father.


44 posted on 06/17/2004 11:54:34 AM PDT by Gabz (RIP President Ronald W. Reagan 1911-2004)
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To: GoLightly

LOL!!!!!!

I think we have broken her of her fixit habit............(at least I hope)


45 posted on 06/17/2004 11:58:08 AM PDT by Gabz (RIP President Ronald W. Reagan 1911-2004)
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To: luckystarmom

isn't moving fun?????????????

Especially with a little one????????


46 posted on 06/17/2004 12:03:47 PM PDT by Gabz (RIP President Ronald W. Reagan 1911-2004)
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To: GoLightly
All of my sons know they are under the Mother's curse (I hope you have a child just like you) & I think it's scared them away from ever having any kids.

I gave my sons (10 & 12) the curse a few months ago. I told my 10 YO "I hope you have a son just like you." I then laughingly told my 12 YO " I hope you have a son just like.........HIM!" and pointed at his younger brother. LOL!

47 posted on 06/17/2004 2:26:54 PM PDT by wisconsinconservative ("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.")
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To: grellis
No kidding.......the forum has been hi-jacked, however without an audience I believe the hijacker will move along

Plus......this post is cute!

48 posted on 06/17/2004 5:31:15 PM PDT by apackof2 (Kind words are like honey-sweet to the soul and healthy for the body Pro.16:24)
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To: grellis
Sharp little finger nails can peel duct tape in a second.

She naver had a to that lasted more that a day without having all the stickers peeled.

49 posted on 06/17/2004 5:38:33 PM PDT by Military family member (Proud Pacers fan...still)
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To: apackof2
It helps that were member why we post the things things we post.

I have four of them running around my living room

50 posted on 06/17/2004 5:40:00 PM PDT by Military family member (Proud Pacers fan...still)
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To: apackof2

I think gasoline and mothballs equals something similar to napalm. Found that out at the tender age of 11. My boys come by it naturally!


51 posted on 06/17/2004 5:57:39 PM PDT by grellis (What's a rooster and mashed potatos have to do with being a pirate?)
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To: grellis
My father graduated from Northwestern in Chemical engineering when I was three and finished his masters in Metalurgical engineering at Notre Dame when I was 8. His reserve status in the military ended when when I was 6.

My father always had a lot of lab equipment around the house, plus there were these college students who knew how to the blow stuff up, which was always cool, when you're a litte kid.

While my brothers and I loved it, my poor dog at the time, trying to defend her three boys, got to the point where she would try to bite anyone in a Notre Dame sweat shirt

52 posted on 06/18/2004 4:26:12 AM PDT by Military family member (Proud Pacers fan...still)
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