Posted on 06/16/2004 7:00:07 PM PDT by Military family member
ROTFLMAO!!!
I really need this laugh after the goings-on at the Michigan forum!
That is a very good one!!!!!!!!!
Today's the last day of school...she'll be home in an hour..........so I'm getting my last full morning of FReeping in while I can!!!!
RE: #25, what does happen when you mix Clorox and brake fluid?
Two 5 yo boys, a cigarette lighter and Easter grass in the back of a station wagon are not a good combination.
My favorite is having the exact response time for the Austin Fire Department
24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "..And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said,
"Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy shit! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
LOL!
Over here martin...kid humor.
Today at my house we learned that if you have a well, as we do, it's not ok to water the plants for three hours!!! She walked away from the hose and just forgot.Have you ever been so mad you couldn't even yell at your kids? I just told her to go do a writing assignment. She chose to make a list of the disgusting foods I make...not getting on my good side! Then I read the two year old a story, she is obsessed with the human body book, and she says to me "When Abby gets older she have a brain ..When Mommy gets older she have a brain too" Today, I have no water, cooking skills or brains!!! God grant me the serenity...
Today at my house we learned that if you have a well, as we do, it's not ok to water the plants for three hours!!! She walked away from the hose and just forgot.Have you ever been so mad you couldn't even yell at your kids? I just told her to go do a writing assignment. She chose to make a list of the disgusting foods I make...not getting on my good side! Then I read the two year old a story, she is obsessed with the human body book, and she says to me "When Abby gets older she have a brain ..When Mommy gets older she have a brain too" Today, I have no water, cooking skills or brains!!! God grant me the serenity...
Hang on a sec, I'll go check...
Kidding, of course. Probably the same thing that happens when you put mothballs into a container of gasoline. A favorite of ours growing up.
We discovered several things about my little girl that trip.
She knew how to unfasten both her care seat and the seat holding it in place. I found this out at 3 a.m. in upstate New York, when my daughter climbed into my lap (all theother adults were asleep) and said "Hi Daddy!"
We ended up buying a package of Zip ties and using those to fasten everything together.
We stopped at a restaurant, which happened to have two wide screen TVs along the back wall, and my darling daughter, decided her plate was just like the ball the soccer players on the screen were kickingaround. She launched the plate, which hit the floor with a resoounding crash. When the waitress came up to seewhat had happen, m little darling pointed to me and said "Daddy did!" When the poor woman was fished cleaning up the mess (as I cleaned up my daughter), Audrae turned and added, "thank you."
Just today my two-year old fed part of his pb&j sandwich to the dog's...coat. Missed her mouth by half her length.
TEARS OF LAUGHTER!
THANKS.
TO MY EMAIL LIST IT GOES!
Sounds like me on my best days! Sometimes I have to wonder just how the breath gets up from the lungs and out of the mouth.
ROTFLMAO! They just don't make furniture the way they used to!
I'm often comforted by the knowledge that we have a firehouse just five blocks away!
Duct tape...don't leave home without it!!!
I'm laughing too hard to type!!!!!!!!
Your daughter sounds like mine! She'll be 6 next month.
I no longer have a working police scanner because she likes to "fix" things..............fortunately hubby caught her and removed the screwdriver before she "fixed" the TV.
Well, does it work?
Oh yeah...
Clorox under your tires also works.
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