What Kerry & His Wife Do In Bed With The Heinz 57 Is Their Own Business

What Kerry & His Wife Do In Bed With The Heinz 57 Is Their Own Business
6/16/2004 | Argus Hamilton

Posted on 06/16/2004 1:02:31 PM PDT by Retired Chemist

John Kerry and his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry did an interview with CBS News on Tuesday where they discussed their love for each other. Everyone grimaced when he described her as saucy. What they do in bed with the Heinz 57 is their own business.

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kerry; saucy; tootsielurch

1 posted on 06/16/2004 1:02:31 PM PDT by Retired Chemist

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To: Retired Chemist

Lurch: "She cuts the mustard for me! I relish each moment we are together. It's hard for me to ketchup with her. If she ever left me, I'd be in a pickle."

OK, I have spared you the effort, and slapped myself!

2 posted on 06/16/2004 1:51:43 PM PDT by uvular

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To: uvular

I hope it hurt :>)

3 posted on 06/16/2004 4:16:26 PM PDT by irishtenor (Spray the GRPL 58)

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