How to explain "the first one".....
Where do I start?
The burning sulfur rock in the yard?
His first response to seeing baby you?
("I don't like it, I think I'll kill it.")
His multiple adventures falling down rock faces?
His amusing scream when doing afore mentioned falling?
Where do I start?!
OMG - are your parents still alive and well or are the in the insane asylum?? HE he he!! Sounds like you are three peas in a pod!