OMG - are your parents still alive and well or are the in the insane asylum?? HE he he!! Sounds like you are three peas in a pod!
Actually, my brothers are 10 & 14 years older than
I am, so we do have a few problems, I'm closer to
'sheare than my other brother 'shadow. He & I often
butt heads, either 'cause we're alike or 'cause we're
different, I'm not sure which, 'sheare & I laugh
more than fight. Still, being the youngest has advantages
as well as disadvantages.
My brother set fire to a 3 ton boulder in the backyard.
He screams this odd two part scream while falling, starts off with a semi-inhaling "Auigh!" and then bridges after a slight pause into "AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaah!"
He stands like a pink flamingo as a defensive position when a mini-avalanche is falling towards him.
(Arms around head, one leg up.)
He also does that when a dead tree has dropped a section of itself onto him.
He was bombed out of his mind and, while laying on the beach, picked a fight with a fiddler crab and lost.
He was in a car accident and thrown around the inside of the vehicle becuase the seatbelt wasn't bolted to the floor.
Afterwards, he gets out of the BORROWED car and calls the police to report the accident.
(Driver's side wheel came off, steering came free from the pinion rack, and the car became a pogostick through a fence and into a field.)
Upon seeing the car he goes, "Oh my." and passes out.
Our parents are still alive and..
I can't say that they are sane.
Mom's sense of humor is much like my own.. which is much like my sister's..
My brother DID fall off the roof once.. okay so he fell off the roof repeatedly.
(Sis corrected me.)
We were shoveling snow off the roof because we were having repeat blizzards and the roof would eventually cave in.
What does my brother do?
He first shoves me off the roof.
(I landed between the house and the car..)
He's now "king of the Roof" and what does he do?
He turns around and then falls over his own two feet, slides almost the entire length of the roof freom peak to edge and falls off.
And bounces off the car parked in the driveway.
He's also the one previously mentioned somewhere who wizzed on the electric fence.
I got asked if we scared you off.
So.. did we confuse you or frighten you off?