To: Spotsy; StarCMC; bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6; Old Sarge; Diva Betsy Ross; ...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
262 posted on
06/14/2004 9:11:15 AM PDT by
kjfine
(Home, and loving it!!!)
To: kjfine; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; Radix; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
267 posted on
06/14/2004 9:37:19 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(...Canteen CooCoo Consultant, and CookingWithLARD.com person)
To: kjfine
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Oh you are bad!! LOL
276 posted on
06/14/2004 9:50:32 AM PDT by
Soaring Feather
(~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
To: kjfine
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." LOL! Good one kjfine!
295 posted on
06/14/2004 10:08:02 AM PDT by
Spotsy
(The news media should report the news, not manufacture it)
To: kjfine
"..."3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."Very funny, and worthy of emailing.
379 posted on
06/14/2004 4:39:28 PM PDT by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Military Who Protects Her)
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