BITE YOUR TONGUE.
Here's a joke to share with hubby.
WHAT ARE WOMEN LIKE?
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Some men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE AMAZING. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
WHAT ARE MEN LIKE?
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE
CELEBRATE THE FOURTH -
Wish Romney had the stones to veto it. Even if it is overridden.
Some fume over smoking ban start date
By Elisabeth J. Beardsley
Friday, June 11, 2004
Most bars and restaurants across the state will go smoke-free immediately after the Fourth of July holiday, under a new smoking ban passed yesterday that includes a pile of special interest exemptions.
Republicans, who staved off the measure for a year, complained the July 5 starting date is ``unachievable'' for businesses and that many would be disadvantaged by the numerous exemptions.
``It's totally unfair,'' said Senate Minority Leader Brian P. Lees (R-East Longmeadow).
The ban, which Gov. Mitt Romney [related, bio] will sign, creates exceptions for private clubs and fraternal organizations - and even nursing homes, after a senator's smoker mother gave him an earful. Civil fines range from $100 to $300.