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Kitty Caption LIII – New IT Hire (Cat) Not Going Well – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
June 1, 2004
| PetroniDE
Posted on 06/01/2004 4:43:56 PM PDT by PetroniDE
Hope everyone had a good weekend. Remember last week’s thread? We hired a new information technology person. IT not only stands for information technology, but also the cat’s gender (if you know what I mean). Looks like the (you know what) wasn’t the only thing removed. What is up with this cat’s brain? Looks like this hire is not going to work. Here are a few photo of the IT department in action.
Dog goof off too much. Now I can monitor his website usage.
”All your spreadsheets are belong to us”
That does it, everyone’s getting a cheap laptop instead.
No more lurking DU, Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah !!!
TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow
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Kitty Humor is weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section. Among all the serious news, a little humor with our feline friends. Helps us get the week to a nice start. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (126 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.
Note: Back to normal schedule next week.
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posted on
06/01/2004 4:43:58 PM PDT
by
PetroniDE
To: 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Anoreth; Bahbah; balrog666; ...
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posted on
06/01/2004 4:44:29 PM PDT
by
PetroniDE
(A.N.S.W.E.R and IndyMedia -- AMERICA'S FIFTH COLUMN !!!)
To: Letitring; appalachian_dweller; DAVEY CROCKETT; sissyjane; Oorang; Donna Lee Nardo; ...
Meow meow, time for a break!
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posted on
06/01/2004 4:52:53 PM PDT
by
Lucy Lake
To: PetroniDE
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posted on
06/01/2004 4:55:26 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: grizzfan
Thanks for the much needed photos!
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posted on
06/01/2004 4:56:18 PM PDT
by
Oorang
( "Aim towards the Enemy."- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher)
To: PetroniDE
"An old proverb there is, and that most true--a living dog is better than a dead lion." -- Winston Churchill
To: grizzfan
Thanks for the ping, Grizz! Cute pics!
To: PetroniDE
Thanks for the meow alert!
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posted on
06/01/2004 5:37:46 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security)
To: PetroniDE
Kitty porn in my computer
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posted on
06/01/2004 5:40:59 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
To: PetroniDE
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posted on
06/01/2004 6:12:40 PM PDT
by
SAMWolf
(Now entering Iraq. Please set your clocks back 10 centuries.)
To: PetroniDE
Thanks.
I always find a pic or two here that makes me grin.
To: PetroniDE
Excellent! Thanks, PetroniDE!
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posted on
06/01/2004 7:04:09 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(You need tons click "co-ordinating")
To: grizzfan
LOL. Thanks for the ping Grizz.
To: PetroniDE
Meow, meow, meow...
I like your kitty ping. All the photos are cute, especially the first one.
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posted on
06/01/2004 7:53:30 PM PDT
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(What is the reward for FEMALE terrorist martyrs in etenity?)
To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Love your tagline - "What is the reward for FEMALE terrorist martyrs in eternity?"
And the answer is - 72 males to take out the garbage and do the dishes and dust the cave and all the other chores you had to do all by yourself so the "real" men could sit around and watch you work.
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posted on
06/01/2004 9:42:07 PM PDT
by
mean lunch lady
("Gray hair? Oh, no, no, no, these are Mother Nature's highlights!")
To: PetroniDE; sciencediet
"That's the last time that human is going to be goofing off on Free Republic when it's MY feeding time! I'm gonna fix this but GOOD..."
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posted on
06/02/2004 1:46:38 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Meow)
To: PetroniDE
Don't care what day of the week I get this. It's always good to start the day with a laugh. ROFL!
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posted on
06/02/2004 5:39:30 AM PDT
by
tob2
(Old fossil and proud of it!)
To: mean lunch lady
Would like that without having to be a martyr!
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posted on
06/02/2004 5:42:56 AM PDT
by
tob2
(Old fossil and proud of it!)
To: sweetliberty
This is right off the top of laugh meter. Is there a comparable chart for dog brains? ROFLMAO
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posted on
06/02/2004 5:45:07 AM PDT
by
tob2
(Old fossil and proud of it!)
To: tob2
Not that I recall (don't even remember where I got that), but I did find this:
The Top 11 Signs Your Cat is Overweight
11. Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
10. Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
9. Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches.
8. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
7. No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
6. Rosanne fits through your kitty door without the aid of lubricants.
5. It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
4. Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
3. He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
2. Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
1. Has more chins than lives.
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posted on
06/02/2004 6:18:09 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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