Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 39th Edition

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Taglinus FreeRepublicus (39th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

I think, therefore I love America.   ~LurkedLongEnough

Frankenstein's Rule: If you make the monster you have to deal with the angry peasants.     CholeraJoe, 05/16/04

FR, best viewed with a budgie on hand.     Ciexyz, 05/16/04

Out of intense complexities, intense simplicities emerge. ~Sir Winston Churchill.     Colonel_Flagg, 05/16/04

Proudly not proofreading since Jan 1954.     Conspiracy Guy, 05/16/04

If your OUTGO exceeds your INCOME, your UPKEEP will be your DOWNFALL!     Don W, 05/16/04

Brad who?     FourPeas, 05/16/04

Common Liberal Whine: [fill in blank]-ism/phobia!     GiveEmDubya, 05/16/04

So what? So you're big. So you're black. So you've got a badge and a gun. So I'm a dead man.     ItsonlikeDonkeyKong, 05/16/04

I'm not fat, I'm just too short for my weight.     mean lunch lady, 05/16/04

Stop Global Whining.     mean lunch lady, 05/16/04

I think James Brown said it best, "Shabbbbab-brezeee, nahn, uuhhh, Can't hep myseff."     Mr. Jazzy, 05/16/04

Supporting our troops, 5/27 - M59 & Old Van Dyke! Yoller if you see us!     netmilsmom, 05/16/04

The world of "Who's Who" is filled with people who didn't have the eyes to be pilots.     NicknamedBob, 05/16/04

They could choose between shame and war: Some chose shame, but got war anyway.     Petronski, 05/16/04

"If called, he will run...if cornered, he will bite." - Muttly camgaign slogan     PoorMuttly, 05/16/04

Islam is a cancer on humanity. Time for some radiation treatments.     Professional Engineer, 05/16/04

How long do you suppose someone would last at FR with a tagline of Kerry For President!? ~Freeper question.     Beats the hell out of me. ~SamAdams76 reply.     Kerry for President! ~SamAdams76 tagline     SamAdams76, 05/16/04

Kerry: Don't criticize me or my wife or I'll whine.     Samwise, 05/16/04

Pig blood futures: trade "LONG"     shaggy eel, 05/16/04

Have you hugged a rudderless, down-at-the-mouth liberal today?     syriacus, 05/16/04

I froje a qreaj nef jaqline, buj jhe maid zfijched my keyz fhen zhe faz duzjinq.     T'wit, 05/16/04

I was hazed by Lynndie English and all I got was this lousy tee shirt.     T'wit, 05/16/04

Lib child-rearing: you'll be bad anyway, so do it at home where you're safe and comfy.     T'wit, 05/16/04

Liberal to child: you'll sink into depravity anyway, so do it at home where you're safe and comfy.     T'wit, 05/16/04

It's possible that I look exactly like Catherine Zeta-Jones.     Tax-chick, 05/16/04

Screw Atkins, let's go on a high CARB diet: Keep Cheney, Ashcroft, Rummy and Bush!     WinOne4TheGipper, 05/16/04

OUR sins put Him on that cross - HIS love for us kept Him there.     4ConservativeJustices, 05/17/04

Dang it, I can't use my old tag line anymore.     BJClinton, 05/17/04

I'm ready for a vacation!     Constitution Day, 05/17/04

Senator Kennedy, please take the panties off your head.     Corin Stormhands, 05/17/04

I run down hallways with an idling chainsaw dressed only in my boxers!     Darksheare, 05/17/04

If we are not alive on 2 Nov 04, our vote will go to the Democrats-stay healthy!!!!!!     F.J. Mitchell, 05/17/04

Essayons [Army Corps of Engineers regimental Motto. It means, "Let us try.”]     familyop, 05/17/04

Thank You to our Troops for defending us day and night.     Freesofar, 05/17/04

One nation under God.     hoosierpearl, 05/17/04

Prevent the Clinton White House from being re-opened under new management!     NewLand, 05/17/04

The new media motto: All the news that fits our agenda.     Samwise, 05/17/04

It ain't over until I say it's over.     snopercod, 05/17/04

More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in Abu Ghraib since we took it over [thanks Peach].     steveegg, 05/17/04

Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them. ~2 Kings 6:16     Tax-chick, 05/17/04

Jaime Pressly: proof that God does indeed exist.     TheBigB, 05/17/04

A glass navel wouldn't help John Kerry. His neck only turns to the left.     TheLurkerX, 05/17/04

What if they discover life on Mars and it's just more pissed off muslims!? ~Dennis Miller.     AuntB, 05/18/04

Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English! ~Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"     B4Ranch, 05/18/04

Socialism is like a dream. Sooner or later you’ll wake up to reality. ~Winston Churchill.     Barney Gumble, 05/18/04

Response times: My 12 gauge - 30 seconds / my .45 - 4 seconds/ Local police - ?     cavtrooper21, 05/18/04

Leftist spin: Baghdad Fell? Clinton's Army! Saddam Nabbed? Clinton's Army! Naked Iraqis? Bush's Army.     cgk, 05/18/04

Did you know bicyclespankentruppen passes the FR spellchecker?     colorado tanker, 05/18/04

Let's drop the pretense. It's time to declare this a CRUSADE and finish it once and for all.     datura, 05/18/04

PLEASE STEAL THIS TAG: "The democrats would rather win the WH than the war." ~Tom DeLay.     kitkat, 05/18/04

How did Ted Kennedy, who enlisted in the Army, achieve the rank of Admiral of the SS Oldsmobile???     Lawgvr1955, 05/18/04

Complacency is an enemy sniper.     MortMan, 05/18/04

The roar of the masses could be farts.     mylife, 05/18/04

A compassionate evolutionist!     PatrickHenry, 05/18/04

Liberal Rule #15 - Carefully stage all "impromptu" town meetings.     petuniasevan, 05/18/04

Clintons: "What have you done for us lately."     RepublicanHostageinCalif, 05/18/04

You did not choose me I chose you. ~Jesus Christ.     RnMomof7, 05/18/04

Mohammed wrote: "Cut off their heads, and cut off the tips of their fingers." ~Sura 8:12     Sabertooth, 05/18/04

Freedom can be preserved only if it is treated as a supreme principle which must not be sacrificed.     snopercod, 05/18/04

If stupidity was actually painful, some people would be on a permanent lidocane drip. ~Fierce Allegiance.     trussell, 05/18/04

I'm a Freeper. Fear me. Be very, very afraid.     Brad's Gramma, 05/19/04

John Kerry! When hair is all that matters.     catpuppy, 05/19/04

I am a Librarian. I don't know anything....I just know where to look it up.     Conan the Librarian, 05/19/04

Why do Al Qaeda and DNC press releases always sound the same?     dyed_in_the_wool, 05/19/04

Bush plays CHESS not checkers.     GottaLuvAkitas1, 05/19/04

She's not ugly! She's not ugly! She wouldn't even sour our milk...she's almost pretty...     ItsonlikeDonkeyKong, 05/19/04

Don’t mistake kindness for weakness...     Jivana108, 05/19/04

Send donations to http://www.AdoptAPlatoon.org     PigRigger, 05/19/04

Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.     Riley, 05/19/04

John F'n Kerry, the enemy's choice in Vietnam, the enemy's choice in Iraq.     snooker, 05/19/04

http://utopia-unmasked.us     walford, 05/19/04

I'm sorry the public shrugged when Clinton said truth depended on what the meaning of IS, is.     Wolfstar, 05/19/04

This is not the "War on Terror", Islam is the common denominator.     antaresequity, 05/20/04

There are no more political simpletons in the world today other than European Leftist. ~Yossi Halevi.     Arpege92, 05/20/04

Law schools are Americas Madrassas!     AuntB, 05/20/04

Vigilance, not appeasement, is the byword of living freedoms.     capydick, 05/20/04

You make me feel warm all over. No...wait...I'm soaking in a puddle of my own urine.     Chad Fairbanks, 05/20/04

In WWII, not a single plane from the 8th Air Force turned back due to enemy fire.     CholeraJoe, 05/20/04

Leggo my ego.     cold_dead_fingers, 05/20/04

This tagline is Cicada-licious!     Constitution Day, 05/20/04

Islamic Immigration is the West's Suicide.     dagnabbit, 05/20/04

Juke Box Hero.     diotima, 05/20/04

Countries around the world are ALIENATING ME...an American!     goodnesswins, 05/20/04

Simpson, you've got a short in your tail light. It started blinking when you made that turn. ~Wiggum.     Guillermo, 05/20/04

The corporation I work for spends big bucks each year on taglines.     Huck, 05/20/04

Teach a Democrat to fish and he will curse you for not just giving him the fish.     KarlInOhio, 05/20/04

The following statement is true: The preceeding statement is false.     Living Stone, 05/20/04

Our Wounded Soldiers at Walter Reed Have Yet to be Visited by John Kerry. What's he Afraid of?     MJY1288, 05/20/04

Does the Bush/Cheney camp monitor the Freep website?     no dems, 05/20/04

It's not Bush's fault - It's THE MEDIA'S fault!     Old Sarge, 05/20/04

Liberal Rule #17 - Label all conservative Christians "radical right."     petuniasevan, 05/20/04

There may come a time when the strength of men fails, but it is NOT THIS DAY!     Ramius, 05/20/04

When you meet the unbelievers, strike off their heads. ~Surat Mohammed:4     rbmillerjr, 05/20/04

Still hoping for the "self-illuminating glass-bottomed parking lot" solution to Iraq problem.     Redbob, 05/20/04

Have you hugged your tagline today?     Redcloak, 05/20/04

If called, he will run, if cornered, he will bite. ~Poor Muttly, Grand High Satrap.     RikaStrom, 05/20/04

Michael Moore: "Dude, I'm a hypocrite."     Rocko, 05/20/04

When privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy.     searchandrecovery, 05/20/04

He's French. His hairdresser also grooms poodles. He's a rich woman's pet. That covers it     Slicksadick, 05/20/04

How does somebody know when a bagpipe is out of tune?     stylin19a, 05/20/04

Liberal to child: you'll sink into depravity eventually, so do it at home, now, where it's hygienic.     T'wit, 05/20/04

Legislatures are so outdated. If you want real political victory, take your issue to court.     The Ghost of FReepers Past, 05/20/04

Someone please tell Katie Couric, you can only get by on perky so long, then you start to sag.     TheLurkerX, 05/20/04

Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys.     TheSpottedOwl, 05/20/04

John Kerry - Not the Swiftest Boat in the Delta.     Tijeras_Slim, 05/20/04

Mark Hamill: "I can't murder anybody."     Lee Marvin: "You don't murder animals, you kill them."     ABG(anybody but Gore), 05/21/04

15 out of 19. The House of Saud must be driven into the desert.     Archangelsk, 05/21/04

Liberals are good examples of why some animals eat their young.     b4its2late, 05/21/04

Left is the opposite of Right.     BSunday, 05/21/04

Tag lines for sale or rent. Quips to rent 50 cents.     Conspiracy Guy, 05/21/04

LBJ sent him to VN. Nixon expressed him home. And JfK's too dumb to tell them apart!     cookcounty, 05/21/04

Those terrorists must be real "he-men" if a pair of panties puts them over the edge.     CPOSharky, 05/21/04

Democrats = John Kerry reaching for your back pocket while Barney Frank reaches for the front.     CurlyBill, 05/21/04

There's more indignation over a prisoner with underwear on his head than one with no head.     jwalburg, 05/21/04

bagel-snarfin' neocon supportin' pseudojournalist and d*** proud of it!     Maigrey, 05/21/04

Real men double post.     martin_fierro, 05/21/04

Stability cannot be purchased at the expense of liberty.     Not gonna take it anymore, 05/21/04

Even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light! ~2Cor 11:14     NYer, 05/21/04

To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice. ~Confucius.     Sender, 05/21/04

STOP PREMPTIVE JOURNALISM!!! A malevolent media can kill America's will, AGAIN!!!     SierraWasp, 05/21/04

Transdimensional Jihad!!     Skywalk, 05/21/04

Coming soon to Boston - Arkancide.     steveegg, 05/21/04

06/07/04 - 1000 days since 09/11/01.     Straight Vermonter, 05/21/04

Perhaps Hillary's pantsuit is a mind controlling symbiote. Or she could just be a b*tch.     TheLurkerX, 05/21/04

Hillary Clinton will be Sec. of Defense in a John Kerry Administration.     Use It Or Lose It, 05/21/04

John Kerry fell off his bicycle one Sunday in Massachusetts - and put in for the Purple Knee.     Aeronaut, 05/22/04

Former Navy AO3... IYAOYAS!!!! Population control and landscaping with a bang!     Americanwolf, 05/22/04

5 minutes of prayer for Terri, every day at 11 am EDT, until she's safe. http://www.terrisfight.org     BykrBayb, 05/22/04

This is a hard and dirty war, but when it's over, nothing will ever be too difficult again.     Doohickey, 05/22/04

Freedom Stands Because Heroes Serve.     JoeSixPack1, 05/22/04

Life's a beach, and liberals are the sand in your swimsuit that can't be washed away.     Keith in Iowa, 05/22/04

The Democrats. The nation's oldest organized crime family.     Leisler, 05/22/04

Stan Barnes for Congress - http://www.stanbarnes.com/     Marine Inspector, 05/22/04

Liberal Rule #18 - Two wrongs make a right in discrimination.     petuniasevan, 05/22/04

If there is another terrorist attack, the womb is a very unsafe place to hide.     Prolifeconservative, 05/22/04

Fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ.     wgeorge2001, 05/22/04

SMARTY JONES FOR SECRETARY OF OFFENSE.     alisasny, 05/23/04

Effya is no Dubya.     AZamericonnie, 05/23/04

Quit saying; Islamofascist, Jihadist and Terrorist - they're MUSLIMS, dammit!     Baynative, 05/23/04

Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.     BipolarBob, 05/23/04

Leftists Are Moral and Intellectual Parasites.     Condor51, 05/23/04

Tit for tat butter for fat hillary is ugly that's a fact.     cyborg, 05/23/04

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my second hand smoke.     Gabz, 05/23/04

hey cantada.. who stands on guard for thee? answer the question.     kayeye, 05/23/04

The difference between "trained intellect" and "indoctrinated intellectual" is an Abyssal gulf.     King Prout, 05/23/04

Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades...And panties!     lainde, 05/23/04

If everything is just barely under control......you are not going fast enough. ~MA.     LasVegasMac, 05/23/04

If you believe in tele-kinesis, raise my hand. ~Steven Wright.     mean lunch lady, 05/23/04

Jefferson Davis - the first 'selected, not elected' president.     Non-Sequitur, 05/23/04

Liberal Rule #19 - Demand tolerance of oneself from others. Ridicule others without a thought.     petuniasevan, 05/23/04

I can neither confirm nor deny this tagline.     Smokin' Joe, 05/23/04

Islam is a cult, led by psychopaths and dedicated to destruction as a way of life.     Thumper1960, 05/23/04

On The Simpsons, Skinner is the incompetent principal. How fitting that DU Skinner uses that name.     WinOne4TheGipper, 05/23/04

Michael Moore is Satan's buttocks.     Alouette, 05/24/04

I voted for before I voted against it, didn't show up for the vote except once, but left too early.     blanknoone, 05/24/04

It takes a village to raise a child. The village is Washington. You are the child. ~PJ O'Rourke.     E Rocc, 05/24/04

Drive offensively - the life you save may be your own.     general_re, 05/24/04

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Proofread, proofread, proofread! ...I'm getting bored with this guy, and he makes too many mistakes.     NicknamedBob, 05/24/04

FReep 'em all, let God sort 'em out.     Owl_Eagle, 05/24/04

The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.     Peach, 05/24/04

Liberal Rule #20 - Lie loud and long enough and someone may believe it.     petuniasevan, 05/24/04

Paleo-cons make better lovers.     sauropod, 05/24/04

Andropov said, wisely, "Now all we have to do is to keep the Vietnam-era anti-Americanism alive."     Watery Tart, 05/24/04

Beware HILLARY and her HINO.     Cincinna, 05/25/04

Tagline Quarantined - Tagline Virus Removed - Contact Your System Administrator.     Fixit, 05/25/04

Those twin Senators from Massachusetts are the co-chairmen of the handwringers of America - the HWA.     Grammy, 05/25/04

I have learned that the most important thing in America is freedom. Freedom is worth any sacrifice.     jellybean, 05/25/04

Same parts of the above may qualify as plagiarism.     Jim Robinson, 05/25/04

Pride the first peer and president of hell. ~Daniel Defoe.     Pan_Yans Wife, 05/25/04

Liberal Rule #21 - OUR generosity is limited only by YOUR income. Work harder middle class peons!     petuniasevan, 05/25/04

Kerry is a threat to national security.     Ron in Acreage, 05/25/04

Ted Kennedy.... A Blond in Every Pond.     SoCalPol, 05/25/04

A tag line is nothing more and nothing less than a tag line...     tubebender, 05/25/04

Does anyone know what the meaning of IS, is in Clinton-speak?     Wolfstar, 05/25/04

In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.     ActionNewsBill, 05/26/04

This is not the "War on Terror"...we don't fight tactics.     antaresequity, 05/26/04

Gay weddings will provoke Muslim terrorist attacks on America, but the press will blame Bush.     bayourod, 05/26/04

Permanent Source of Sarcasm. PSS     big ern, 05/26/04

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.     Clara Lou, 05/26/04

To a dog all roads lead home.......     deport, 05/26/04

Eight out of five people are afflicted with innumeracy.     Graybeard58, 05/26/04

If Bush is stupid, then that would make most liberals brain-dead.     MarylandPines, 05/26/04

It all looks fine to the naked eye, but it don't really happen that way at all.     NYC GOP Chick, 05/26/04

Liberal: Society's version of a computer virus.     petuniasevan, 05/26/04

A penny saved is two pre-tax pennies earned. At least here in Canada, it is.     proud American in Canada, 05/26/04

When Woody Allen and Soon-Yi are in bed together, does he ever yell, "Who's your daddy?!"     TheBigB, 05/26/04

Real men trust Jesus!     TonyRo76, 05/26/04

I make no guarantee that the above post was written by a sane person.     WinOne4TheGipper, 05/26/04

No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes crying, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!"     Xenalyte, 05/26/04

Democrat Party policy: The U.S. can not dominate - it must be dominated. Just ask ALGORE.     BenLurkin, 05/27/04

It's not Bush, it's the Congress.     DameAutour, 05/27/04

Liberals always know exactly what to do as soon as it's too late. ~Ann Coulter.     doubled, 05/27/04

Gore, he's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody.     Jenya, 05/27/04

What happens in Vagueness, stays in Vagueness. ~John F. Kerry.     jigsaw, 05/27/04

They love Michael Moore in France but they also think Pepe Le Pew is a cat!     Liberty Valance, 05/27/04

I just like saying, "Buford Pusser".     martin_fierro, 05/27/04

Don't be afraid of tomorrow, God is already there.     Militiaman7, 05/27/04

You can't get to my right - no room.     nathanbedford, 05/27/04

John Kerry is a butthead! ...or worse, a used car salesman.     Prime Choice, 05/27/04

You may turn the other cheek...But I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.     river rat, 05/27/04

We are in a war. The enemy is Islam. It's time we stopped pretending otherwise.     Ronin, 05/27/04

Remember 9-11 on 11-2 !     SwinneySwitch, 05/27/04

I misspell ekxentric on purpose just to be different.     uglybiker, 05/27/04

Rap is to music what the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.     capt. norm, 05/28/04

Infantry, Queen of Battle.     centurion316, 05/28/04

I am dead, and I vote, whether I know it or not!!!!!!!!     ChevyZ28, 05/28/04

It's not my fault. My speech writer wrote this tagline.     CougarGA7, 05/28/04

No nation ever taxed it's way into prosperity. ~R.L.     dandi, 05/28/04

Allah FUBAR!     dennisw, 05/28/04

In Essentials, Unity...In Non-Essentials, Liberty...In All Things, Charity.     farmfriend, 05/28/04

We're Rural, Not Stupid on the Eastern Shore of VA.     Gabz, 05/28/04

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. ~R. Reagan.     itsamelman, 05/28/04

George Bush makes me proud to be an American. ~Thomas Hamill.     I_saw_the_light, 05/28/04

Get your souls to the polls in November.     Kuksool, 05/28/04

There's nobody more peaceful and less troubling than a dead trouble-maker.     LibKill, 05/28/04

The church is a very narrow stream of clean water. ~Aleksandr Shargunov.     MarMema, 05/28/04

The French can’t even build an airport.     Mister Baredog, 05/28/04

Liberal rule #22: Lousy logic is a lot more palatable if you sloganize it.     petuniasevan, 05/28/04

Four thousand throats may be cut in a single night by a running man. ~Kahless the Unforgettable.     Poohbah, 05/28/04

Tired of Tirkut Teddy and Najaf Nancy.     skr, 05/28/04

John Flipping Kerry, the enemy's choice in Vietnam, the enemy's choice in Iraq.     snooker, 05/28/04

I’m still waiting for the protests against terrorism.     stillnoprotestsagainstmuslims, 05/28/04

Allah to martyrs: 72 virgins = 72 pushy wives for all eternity, plus you get 72 mothers-in-law.     T'wit, 05/28/04

Hi, I'm with the government. We're going to make you like your neighbor.     zoyd, 05/28/04

Why be a politician when it is so cheap to rent one on those rare occasions that you need one?     Aeronaut, 05/29/04

Jesus is the Way, and every other way is not.     avenir, 05/29/04

If all that Americans want is security, they can go to prison. ~Dwight Eisenhower-12/8/49.     B4Ranch, 05/29/04

Anyone who doesn't want the Oil for Food theft investigated fully was a player - count on it!     Baynative, 05/29/04

I'm a newbie! But I'm a newbie with a heart of gold.     Captain Rabbit, 05/29/04

Dem Enthusiasm, 2004: "As long as John Kerry doesn't become a Michael Ducks, he's fine."     Choose Ye This Day, 05/29/04

God Bless the USMC on this Sacred Weekend - Memorial Day.     CT, 05/29/04

Diversify your portfolio. Buy metals: Copper, lead, and tool steel. Be prepared.     datura, 05/29/04

John F. Kerry. Irrational, improvident, backward, seditious.     dufekin, 05/29/04

Al Gore: I rant, therefore I am.     EggsAckley, 05/29/04

Democrats are addicting to power, lies and government like a junkie is addicted to CRACK.     gipper81, 05/29/04

What's a rooster and mashed potatos have to do with being a pirate?     grellis, 05/29/04

A rich man has no need of character. ~John Kerry's favorite Hebrew Proverb.     I'm ALL Right!, 05/29/04

Kerry Must Flip-Flop!     jigsaw, 05/29/04

So what's the big deal? Allah wears panties on his head, too...but you don't hear HIM complaining.     MarineDad, 05/29/04

Liberals actually hate wealth because they hate all success. ~PJ O'Rourke.     petuniasevan, 05/29/04

oOOOo USA against the World in this summer Olympics oOOOo     Porterville, 05/29/04

If you call me a European-American, get ready for a fight over that INSULT...     SledgeCS, 05/29/04

#1 Freeper Pickup Line: "You must be a Breaking News thread, 'cause I could bump you all night!"     Slings and Arrows, 05/29/04

With all due respect to my sister and her biting moose, cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.     upchuck, 05/29/04

A socialist is just a communist who has run out of bullets.     ARepublicanForAllReasons, 05/30/04

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous / Look at them, who can blame us / Lessons in the subject of decay.     avenir, 05/30/04

Where's the conservatism in $100 billion increases in Medicaid?     Captain Rabbit, 05/30/04

The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.     CarrotAndStick, 05/30/04

Hey Arab Street...better watch out for the American Street. We are pretty hot and bothered.     Chgogal, 05/30/04

There is no such thing as coincidence, GOD is in control.     DAVEY CROCKETT, 05/30/04

hoplophobia is a mental aberration rather than a mere attitude.     FreedomPoster, 05/30/04

Mark Levin is a hunka-hunka!     Humidston, 05/30/04

I caughts a rheumatism a chancin' on the snow. I killed me seven yankees, I'd like to kill some mo'.     ItsonlikeDonkeyKong, 05/30/04

Some people say that we'll get nowhere at all, let 'em tear down the world but we ain't gonna fall.     knighthawk, 05/30/04

Happy Memorial Day Weekend, FRee Republic!     Libertina, 05/30/04

Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags. ~Big Arnie.     mattdono, 05/30/04

If Nancy Pelosi's brains were leather, she couldn't saddle a flea.     Osage Orange, 05/30/04

Fortune favors the bold.     oyez, 05/30/04

Liberals hold half-truths to be self evident.     petuniasevan, 05/30/04

Ya can't win! They say they want martyrdom but if you martyr some, the others get all bummed out.     T'wit, 05/30/04

Visit my profile for MAGNETIC Bush/Cheney '04 bumper stickers!     zencat, 05/30/04

A good president meets a bad precedent. [GHWB sitting besides BJClinton at WWII Memorial Dedication.]     Agnes Heep, 05/31/04

I never met a woman who became a stripper because she played with Barbie dolls as a kid.     AngieGOP, 05/31/04

I'm sick of politicking politicians!     basil, 05/31/04

Kerry has no track record in negotiating with foreign nations, nor does Sec of State Sharpton.     bayourod, 05/31/04

McDonalds rejected slogan "Billions served....millions if not counting Michael Moore".     Bogey78O, 05/31/04

What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas. ~Laura Bush to Jay Leno May 2004     DollyCali, 05/31/04

When the going gets tough, the tough go cyclic. [R.I.P. harpseal.]     ExSoldier, 05/31/04

Every functional brain in America is a threat to John the Babbelist's Presidential aspirations.     F.J. Mitchell, 05/31/04

With close to 300 million Americans, why did Moore interview Berg in December 2003?     Grampa Dave, 05/31/04

Australian by birth, American by marriage, and conservative by God.     KangarooJacqui, 05/31/04

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is a man who has so much as to be out of danger? ~THH     kiki04, 05/31/04

You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.     Lil'freeper, 05/31/04

America was founded by those who mistrusted authority.     malakhi, 05/31/04

Mom to an angel.     MamaB, 05/31/04

God grants liberty to those who truly love it & are prepared to defend it.     mrs tiggywinkle, 05/31/04

Liberal's 1st Amendment: "Free speech for me but not for thee."     petuniasevan, 05/31/04

Our Father in Freepdom is on the Road. Prayers for a safe journey!     sockmonkey, 05/31/04

Jeremiah 31:16-17 [KJV]     Vic3O3, 05/31/04

In God's eyes, true greatness is serving others.     The Mayor, 05/31/04

Thank You Troops! Past, Present and Future.     68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, 05/31/04

[jigsaw]

On This Sacred Memorial Day 2004, This Thread Is Dedicated To All Our Troops And To Their Families.

Thank You From Our Grateful Hearts.

You Are In Our Prayers Every Day.

May God Bless Each And Every One Of You!

[jigsaw]

Thy taglines are above!

[jigsaw]

Thy taglines are above!

[jigsaw]

Thy taglines are above!

[jigsaw]

Thy taglines are above!

[jigsaw]

Thou art all most welcome!   :-)

[cyborg]

thanks!

I'm not fat, I'm just too short for my weight. mean lunch lady, 05/16/04

**hehehehe

[Old Sarge]

I can't take credit for the tagline - FReeper Diva Betsy Ross suggested it, and I ran with the ball.

[Tax-chick]

This tagline is Cicada-licious! Constitution Day, 05/20/04

CD, you are a hooT!

[antaresequity]

tagline bump

[deport]

Thanks for your efforts....

Memorial Day Bump.........

[tubebender]

What would it cost to get mine in big red flashing fonts so Glock can find it...

[T'wit]

This is such fun :-) Thank you for all your labors for all of us!

[JoeSixPack1]

Always a pleasure to read these, thanks!

[SAMWolf]

Congratulations Foxholers!

Aeronaut (2)
CholeraJoe (2)
Colonel_Flagg
colorado tanker
Conspiracy Guy (2)
Darksheare (slacker) ;-)
Don W
jigsaw (2)
Professional Engineer
Samwise (2)
snopercod (2)
steveegg (2)
Tax-chick (2)
The Mayor

[CholeraJoe]

2!

Foxholers Rule!

[Living Stone]

Mine is blatant and hideous plagiarism, but I cannot remember who Istole it from. I think it was Robert Anton Wilson.

[The Mayor]

Thankyou!!

[GiveEmDubya]

Yay!

[snippy_about_it]

WAY TO GO!

Aeronaut

CholeraJoe

Colonel_Flagg

colorado tanker

Conspiracy Guy

Darksheare

Don W

jigsaw

Professional Engineer

Samwise

snopercod

steveegg

Tax-chick

The Mayor